# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/41 "2001-10-30T07:45:31Z")
Wait, wait - someone brought Zima’s… ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/42 "2001-10-30T07:45:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Obviously, you are unfamiliar with the crevice tool. > \*\* :eek: [sup]Scrawls the words “crevice tool” on a scrap of paper to remind me to use it as an insult in the next Pit thread I go to.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/43 "2001-10-30T07:48:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Limerick \* > > Yeah, I look forward to the next OhDope. Will have to try to find my way over there. I keep hoping this HoosierDope thing will really come to pass. \*\* Well, **Superdude** drove all the way from Columbus to Pittsburgh to drop off **Medea’s Child**. So Bloomington, Muncie, South Bend, West Lafayette or wherever you are can’t be so far out of the way. Come to think of it **DynoSaur** drove in from Springfield, IL, so he probably went right by you. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/44 "2001-10-30T07:48:18Z")
:: _directs group of dopers with rolls of plastic sheeting and cooking oil into center of room…_ :: Ok, people - lets make this a nude _ **MAZOLA PARTY!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/45 "2001-10-30T07:49:35Z")
To tell the truth, I’m a little disturbed that my vacuum has an attachment called “the crevice tool.” And on that happy note, I’m off to bed. Good night, naked Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/46 "2001-10-30T07:51:25Z")
\*\*crevice tool. \*\* It’s a handy appliance, a Pit-worthy epithet and a band name all rolled into one. ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/47 "2001-10-30T07:52:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > Well, **Superdude** drove all the way from Columbus to Pittsburgh to drop off **Medea’s Child**. So Bloomington, Muncie, South Bend, West Lafayette or wherever you are can’t be so far out of the way. Come to think of it **DynoSaur** drove in from Springfield, IL, so he probably went right by you. \*\* Cool. I’ll have no excuse for missing the next one then (I’m in West Lafayette, by the way). Look forward to it. OK, seriously, must go sleep now… have lost the ability to use pronouns… the verbs are next to go… ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/48 "2001-10-30T07:53:16Z")
'scuse me. 'scuse me. **Doggie navigates carefully through the sea of writhing oiled nakedness** Just popping over with a neighbourly gesture of a couple of six-packs of icy cold amber refreshment, compliments of the beer thread next door. Let us know if you need any more. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/49 "2001-10-30T07:53:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*\*\*crevice tool. > \*\* > > It’s a handy appliance, a Pit-worthy epithet and a band name all rolled into one. \*\* Not to mention a single girls best friend! [sub]Ok, I gotta go to be now - this is getting absurd…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/50 "2001-10-30T07:53:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > :: _directs group of dopers with rolls of plastic sheeting and cooking oil into center of room…_ :: > > Ok, people - lets make this a nude _ **MAZOLA PARTY!** _ \*\* I sadly fear that a woman of your inestimable talents is socked away somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere or some other hard to reach spot. Speaking of hard to reach spots, do you still have that crevice tool? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/51 "2001-10-30T07:56:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*I sadly fear that a woman of your inestimable talents is socked away somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere or some other hard to reach spot. \*\* Canada, actually. _ **BURRRRRR!** _ It’s chilly up here! Particularly in my current state of undress… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/52 "2001-10-30T07:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \* > \*\*'scuse me. 'scuse me. **Doggie navigates carefully through the sea of writhing oiled nakedness** Just popping over with a neighbourly gesture of a couple of six-packs of icy cold amber refreshment, compliments of the beer thread next door. Let us know if you need any more. 😉 \*\* Thanks, **Dog** , I was just about out. But why are you still wearing your pants? I thought Ozzies weren’t the shy sort. ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/53 "2001-10-30T07:57:23Z")
hmmm… this beer tastes like mazola… weird… ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/54 "2001-10-30T07:59:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > > :: _directs group of dopers with rolls of plastic sheeting and cooking oil into center of room…_ :: > > > > Ok, people - lets make this a nude _ **MAZOLA PARTY!** _ \*\* > > I sadly fear that a woman of your inestimable talents is socked away somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere… \*\* Geez, **ShibbOleth** , that’d be a shame. A _real_ shame. MWAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/55 "2001-10-30T07:59:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \* > \*\*'scuse me. 'scuse me. **Doggie navigates carefully through the sea of writhing oiled nakedness** Just popping over with a neighbourly gesture of a couple of six-packs of icy cold amber refreshment, compliments of the beer thread next door. Let us know if you need any more. 😉 \*\* :: _shuffles up to **Doggie** _ :: Excuse me sir, would you kindly remove your pants? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/56 "2001-10-30T08:00:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > Canada, actually. _ **BURRRRRR!** _ It’s chilly up here! Particularly in my current state of undress… \*\* I obviously misconstrued your remark about the warmth. Or at least was wrong about the heat source. Which part of Canada, it’s a rather large country? I hope not Whitehorse. Not that that’s not a lovely spot, I’m sure. It just seems so very far away. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/57 "2001-10-30T08:00:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > Thanks, Dog, I was just about out. But why are you still wearing your pants? I thought Ozzies weren’t the shy sort. \*\* Hey! C’mon, be fair! They are being worn as a hat, after all. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/58 "2001-10-30T08:04:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* Which part of Canada, it’s a rather large country? \*\* Calgary - it’s far, but it’s not _ **TOO** _ far. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/59 "2001-10-30T08:07:59Z")
I am a bit worried about **Genseric**. He’s male, single and surrounded by naked people yet he’s worried that his beer smacks of corn oil. He may need an intervention. ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/60 "2001-10-30T08:10:20Z")
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