# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/61 "2001-10-30T08:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*I am a bit worried about **Genseric**. He’s male, single and surrounded by naked people yet he’s worried that his beer smacks of corn oil. He may need an intervention. \*\* Consider it done… :: _musters up courage_ :: :: _handsprings through Mazola, over naked dopers up to **Genseric** landing in a full split_ :: Soo, how are _ **you** _ doin? ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/62 "2001-10-30T08:12:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*I am a bit worried about **Genseric**. He’s male, single and surrounded by naked people yet he’s worried that his beer smacks of corn oil. He may need an intervention. \*\* No worries. the corn oil was _spiked_. He should be livening up… just…about…now. :eek: Woah! What have I done? ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/63 "2001-10-30T08:13:19Z")
I’m better now, thanks. I’d join you but plastic sheeting, mazola and drunkeness, is a recipe for disaster. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/64 "2001-10-30T08:15:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Genseric \* > \*\*I’d join you but plastic sheeting, mazola and drunkeness, is a recipe for disaster. \*\* Oh come on now. Here just let me help you with that shirt… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/65 "2001-10-30T08:15:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > > :: _handsprings through Mazola, over naked dopers up to Genseric landing in a **full split** _ :: Wow! I am on the brink of unrequited love. Or something unrequited. I think that concludes the talent portion of our competition. It’s very late here, so I will just pass out in the corner for a while. Wake me if anything particularly exciting happens, otherwise just make sure you use the video camera so that the rest of us can relive it later. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/66 "2001-10-30T08:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > Wow! I am on the brink of unrequited love. Or something unrequited. I think that concludes the talent portion of our competition. > > \*\* Thank you, thank you. [sub]and people said that cheerleading would never come in handy…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/67 "2001-10-30T08:18:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Genseric \* > \*\*I’m better now, thanks. I’d join you but plastic sheeting, mazola and drunkeness, is a recipe for disaster. \*\* C’mon lad, you can’t be shy in these things. This is relatively anonymous. Relax. What? Oh, playing hard to get. I see. Sorry 'bout that. Don’t mind me. Carry on then. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/68 "2001-10-30T08:20:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > > and people said that cheerleading would never come in handy…[/sub] \*\* Handy? Heck, I’d recommend that you place that particular skill at the top of the resume. And include an 8x10 color glossy. This is important stuff. Potential employers will want to know about it. ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/69 "2001-10-30T08:22:29Z")
Oh, I’m quite relaxed, thank you. I’m actaully afraid to stand, you see I’ve had a few beers… ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/70 "2001-10-30T08:30:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Genseric \* > \*\*Oh, I’m quite relaxed, thank you. I’m actaully afraid to stand, you see I’ve had a few beers… \*\* **Doggie gets an idea** Hey, umm… **alice\_in\_wonderland** , remember those **heh heh** ICY COLD beer bottles I brought over? Yeah? Good, coz I need to make use of some of your inestimable skills… Ya see, **Genseric** is feeling a little sleepy, and I was wondering if you could take one of those, and just slip… WEHEY! All in a day’s work. Ready to party now, **Genseric** , mate? ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/71 "2001-10-30T08:32:52Z")
hm? WHOA! hey that’s cold! Hey, where’s my shirt! Hey, where’s my beer! Oh, hey, there it is, mmmmmm, beeeerr. HOly shit, everyboy’s naked except me! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/72 "2001-10-30T08:38:06Z")
to respond to the OP: if you count fur, yeah, i’m naked 😃 to respond to the warmth question: fur, fur, fur! to respond to the rest of the thread: YEAHHH, LETS PARTY!!! _wriggles into pile of naked Dopers_ ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/73 "2001-10-30T09:08:17Z")
I gotta take off my clothes while looking at this site too? . . . . . . . . . Man, this web surfing is getting complicated;-) ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/74 "2001-10-30T09:09:28Z")
Does it count if I’m naked under my clothes? I’m really rather shy. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/75 "2001-10-30T10:22:09Z")
I am, but no one seems to care anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/76 "2001-10-30T10:24:48Z")
_gasp_ **euty** , naked?! _wriggles out of naked Doper pile and rushes over to take pictures_ i have GOT to get this on camera! _dodges **euty** ’s attempts at “discipline”_ ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/77 "2001-10-30T14:07:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Limerick \* > \*\*I keep hoping this HoosierDope thing will really come to pass. \*\* You and me both. All of us naked Hoosier Dopers have to stick together (Actually, I’m _in_Louisville, but I’m _from_ Indiana. Does that count?) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/78 "2001-10-30T14:15:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enuma Elish \* > \*\*Does it count if I’m naked under my clothes? I’m really rather shy. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > **I am, but no one seems to care anymore.** Which one, **Euty** , shy or naked? Your ScreenName makes me think the latter, but recent posts might indicate the former. We all still love you. 'Specially the wimmins, it seems. [sub]Is that a shillelagh or are you just glad to see us?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/79 "2001-10-30T14:48:24Z")
Wow…me, **Cougarfang** , **alice** , and **Limerick** all naked together. All we need is **bobkitty** , and I’ll be set. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/80 "2001-10-30T14:59:45Z")
:: \*enters draging a large paddling pool \* :: Sorry about my absence there guys - I was just filling this pool with jello. So, now then, where were we? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=5)