# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/81 "2001-10-30T15:20:51Z")
hello again, **alice**! Nice pool. Where’d those friendly guys next door with the beer get to? Is it time to streak through their thread again? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/82 "2001-10-30T16:42:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* Is it time to streak through their thread again? \*\* Ok - you go first! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/83 "2001-10-30T17:09:22Z")
Dammit…I can’t…quite reach…my zipper. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/84 "2001-10-30T17:20:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > > \*\* Is it time to streak through their thread again? \*\* > > Ok - you go first! \*\* Sorry, had to step out to lunch for a sec… imagine the looks on the faces of the folks at Panera Bread. hehehe Well, I don’t even see the beer thread on the first page anymore, let me see if we can find another good thread to streak through… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/85 "2001-10-30T17:22:49Z")
And somebody help **Superdude** with his zipper. I’m not touching _that_ again. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/86 "2001-10-30T17:51:54Z")
::_pokes head in_:: Whew, naked Dopers in Mazola! Can’t be naked right now, but I’ll be back after work, OK? 🙂 ::_ducks out, closes door_:: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/87 "2001-10-30T18:11:28Z")
Did anyone feel that draft? Okay, huddle 'round, here’s my nominees for the next Naked Thread Run Through[sup]TM[/sup]: [It was like seeing for the first time](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96135) -OR- [What is your fantasy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95936) -OR- [I am never drinking again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95761) -OR- [New game: the spin the bottle thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96168) -OR- [Vaguely creepy feeling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95907) So, **alice** , do you wanna make the call on this one? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/88 "2001-10-30T18:21:00Z")
It’s gotta be [Vaguely creepy feeling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95907) Here I go… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/89 "2001-10-30T18:29:56Z")
::again with the huffing and puffing:: I’m working up a bit of a sweat. Have you got a big shower, pool or hot tub near here somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/90 "2001-10-30T18:40:22Z")
Here - hop in my Jacuzzi… I’ll get the jets for you. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/91 "2001-10-30T18:53:47Z")
::Shrugging out of costume:: Finally! ::Jumps into jacuzzi:: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/92 "2001-10-30T18:57:00Z")
::sneaks off with **Superdudes** costume:: [sub]I hope this comes with the flying instructions…[/sub] :: **CRASH!!!** :: ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/93 "2001-10-30T19:23:16Z")
hmm…I’d love to join you but between TAing at the moment and having 3 roommmates…well…I think I’ll have to put it off. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/94 "2001-10-30T19:31:44Z")
Hehehehe… **ShibbOleth** , that’s what you get for trying to steal my costume. But Icouldn’t wear it \*in \* the jacuzzi, cuz it’s white… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/95 "2001-10-30T19:36:30Z")
::groans:: I’m going to need that jacuzzi now. ::unwinds the cape from his neck and removes **Superdude** ’s costume:: What’s with all the extra room in the crotch? It sort of formed a parachute between my legs and the drag threw off my takeoff calculations. ::slides into tub:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/96 "2001-10-30T19:40:52Z")
_HOT TUB?!?!?!?_ Now, I’m normally very modest and all that, but I’ll get nekkid for a hot tub… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/97 "2001-10-30T19:42:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > What’s with all the extra room in the crotch? \*\* Funny…_I_ never noticed any extra room…😉 ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/98 "2001-10-30T19:43:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > I obviously misconstrued your remark about the warmth. Or at least was wrong about the heat source. Which part of Canada, it’s a rather large country? I hope not Whitehorse. Not that that’s not a lovely spot, I’m sure. It just seems so very far away. \*\* It is, mon ami, it is. :weary sigh: I look on, in envious appreciation. Participation, alas, is a little difficult from here. Not to mention side hazards like frostbitten pink parts. Nope, sorry, nakedidity is not happenin’ here. My coworkers don’t deserve it and my husband has other ideas about proper things to do when naked. They do not involve being anywhere near a computer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/99 "2001-10-30T20:44:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*_HOT TUB?!?!?!?_ Now, I’m normally very modest and all that, but I’ll get nekkid for a hot tub… \*\* Come on in! The waters great! Now, where did I put that trapeze… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/100 "2001-10-30T20:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > Now, where did I put that trapeze… \*\* We should have a competition between you and **Cougarfang** for bounciest, flounciest Doper. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=6)