# So, dopers, who else here is naked?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/101 "2001-10-30T20:59:45Z")

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_Originally posted by Shibboleth_

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> I think we could generate some warmth by rubbing two Dopers together.

Can I choose the other one? 😉 😃  
From _Hollywood Squares:_  
Q. If you tend to sleep in the nude, are you on your way to becoming an uninhibited person?  
GEORGE GOBEL: I _was_ on my way until a cop woke me up.  
This is what _I_ don’t do it–they wouldn’t like in in the libraries I use, or at Kinko’s. Unless someday _everybody_ at these places goes naked…:eek:  
So I don’t dare!! :o

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/102 "2001-10-30T21:06:25Z")

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Ooh! What about a Wet T-Shirt contest?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/103 "2001-10-30T21:25:49Z")

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> _Originally posted by dougie\_monty \*  
> …This is what I don’t do it–they wouldn’t like in in the libraries I use, or at Kinko’s…_\*

They _must_ condone nudity at a place called Kinko’s.

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**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/104 "2001-10-30T21:48:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*  
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> Anyone else? Come on now, don’t be shy.
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> Al. \*\*

Maaaaaaybe…😃

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/105 "2001-10-30T22:02:08Z")

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Well, it is awfully hot in here.

What’s that? It’s really only just above freezing?

Oh well. Too late now!

Mmm…oil…

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/106 "2001-10-30T22:15:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*Ooh! What about a Wet T-Shirt contest? \*\*

Sounds good to me! Come on boys - get those T-Shirts on - I wanna see some man-titties!  
Al.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/107 "2001-10-30T22:21:36Z")

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Well, okay, **Alice** , but when it’s time for the basketball game, it’s guys against girls. Shirt against skins, and we got shirts.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/108 "2001-10-30T22:24:14Z")

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And we’re naked, so I guess that would make us skins - although, that was sort of the entire point…

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/109 "2001-10-30T22:33:45Z")

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Well, true, **alice** , but I had to work that incredibly witty line in somehow. 😉

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**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/110 "2001-10-30T23:03:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*Wow…me, **Cougarfang** , **alice** , and **Limerick** all naked together. All we need is **bobkitty** , and I’ll be set. \*\*

Wow, doesn’t take much to make you happy, does it? Just four beautiful, naked women.

Who’s up for naked swing dancing?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/111 "2001-10-30T23:09:05Z")

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Absolutely!

And maybe some slam-dancing when we’re done that!

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/112 "2001-10-31T00:17:09Z")

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> Who’s up for naked swing dancing?

Tell me _ **more!!!** _  
[;)] to the googolplex power!! 😛

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**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/113 "2001-10-31T01:20:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dougie\_monty \*  
> \*\*  
> Tell me _ **more!!!** _  
> [;)] to the googolplex power!! 😛 \*\*

Heh. Well, what more is there to say, really?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/114 "2001-10-31T01:34:23Z")

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I don’t know how to swing dance. Unless someone can teach me, I’ll counter with the offer of a nice, close tango.

Or maybe some pogoing would be fun in our current state.

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**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/115 "2001-10-31T02:02:50Z")

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Just the women for the pogoing stuff. It’ll be more interesting that way.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/116 "2001-10-31T02:54:22Z")

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:: \* looks around and shakes head \* ::

Man, this thread is going to be a bitch to clean up…

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/117 "2001-10-31T03:08:20Z")

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This is nothing. Remember the party we had at **Coldfire’s** when he went to Scotland?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/118 "2001-10-31T03:21:31Z")

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Man! Who brought this carp in here?!?!

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/119 "2001-10-31T03:28:24Z")

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[sub]Oboyoboyoboy…[/sub]

So, we’re running around naked? Personally, **HotLips** , I am shocked.

[sub]Ok, that’s the last time I use that name, I swear.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/120 "2001-10-31T03:31:40Z")

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_zzzzziiiip_

**Sophie** convinced me that we should get nekkid together. Those of you who’ve seen her know that I’d be a fool to refuse. Just two requests:

1. Don’t tell her husband.
2. buy one of us a plane ticket.

Of course, I’d never mess with a happy marriage. So if anybody can put the word out to my beloved **Miss Creant,** my world will be a happier place. I wanna see Little Wooden Boy!

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