# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/121 "2001-10-31T03:32:12Z")
Um, frolicking, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/122 "2001-10-31T03:37:51Z")
So, it’s **nekkid** and not **naked**? Oh shite. You know what this means, **Capn’n Crude**. This means that we are Up To No Good. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/123 "2001-10-31T03:44:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\*This means that we are Up To No Good. \*\* Hey now! None of that - this is a nice wholesome, family oriented nudity thread… ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/124 "2001-10-31T04:54:08Z")
Well if it’s not, the only person to blame is the one who started it. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/125 "2001-10-31T05:16:41Z")
Yup, ok. You got me. Nekkid as a jaybird. Well, except for this towel. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/126 "2001-10-31T05:22:56Z")
Come on Ginger - lose the towel - you _ **KNOW** _ you want to. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/127 "2001-10-31T05:33:17Z")
I’m working on getting another doper nekkid, but it’s a slow process . . . ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/128 "2001-10-31T05:35:01Z")
but worth the wait I’m sure Now then - how about some volleyball people? I’ll serve first… :: \*spikes ball into crowd \*:: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/129 "2001-10-31T05:49:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\*[sub]Oboyoboyoboy…[/sub] > > So, we’re running around naked? Personally, **HotLips** , I am shocked. > > [sub]Ok, that’s the last time I use that name, I swear.[/sub] \*\* **Sophie** I kinda like having a nickname. Just need to come up with one for you. I don’t suppose ohmygodsheshot is taken yet? And **alice** I just came back from volleyball, but I don’t mind playing another game. You should know that I am wearing a shirt right now, but that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/130 "2001-10-31T05:59:41Z")
::screams and doubles over:: [gasping]Whatch where you throw that thing, there are people here without any protective equpment![/gasping] ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/131 "2001-10-31T15:28:58Z")
Guy - it was Nerf[sup]TM[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/132 "2001-10-31T15:55:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Guy - it was Nerf[sup]TM[/sup] \*\* Don’t talk about a guy like that, it’s not nice. Just because it’s _soft_ doesn’t mean it’s a _Nerf[sup]TM[/sup]_!! ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/133 "2001-10-31T16:07:53Z")
Don’t you tell me it was a Nerf[sup]TM[/sup] volleyball! It felt more like a Nerf-hearder! _::Chortles gleefully to self at witty Star Wars joke::_ And who you callin’ a softie?! I am a rock! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/134 "2001-10-31T16:23:41Z")
Hey, **Sophie** (or, as I like to call her, Charlize Theron), how do _I_ get a groovy nickname? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/135 "2001-10-31T18:24:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vanyel \* > \*\*I am a rock! \*\* _Riiiiiiiight_ Whatever you say, there fella. So, does anyone want to try these nifty glow in the dark body paints with me? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/136 "2001-10-31T18:34:39Z")
I will, **alice**! ---
**Author:** ![Nymaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d9b06d/32.png) [@Nymaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymaz)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/137 "2001-10-31T19:21:23Z")
OK, so I’m not normally in the habit of reading the SDMB nude, but my clothes were covered in a fine white powder, so I had to dump 'em. Don’t freak, it’s not Ann-tharax, just residue from the coke lab… or plaster wall I’m sanding… something like that… Betcha I can slide the length of the plastic sheeting without hitting any Dopers… hmm, wait aminute, that’s no fun… Hmm, I see a glow-in-the-dark form that makes a nice target… WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/138 "2001-10-31T21:32:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*Hey, **Sophie** (or, as I like to call her, Charlize Theron), how do _I_ get a groovy nickname? \*\* All you had to do was ask, sugar. I believe that your nickname should be **HotHandsSuperGrope** , or **HotHands** for short. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/139 "2001-10-31T21:43:19Z")
**Hothands**. I like it. I couldn’t use SuperGrope in it, since I didn’t get the chance to grope you at OhDope. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/140 "2001-10-31T21:50:57Z")
I would also like to point out that I just ran nekkid through another thread…this is getting good to me… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=8)