# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/141 "2001-11-01T01:22:55Z")
Are nekkid Aussie females allowed in here ??? : steps inside hesitantly : please? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/142 "2001-11-01T02:38:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > \*\*Are nekkid Aussie females allowed in here ??? > > : steps inside hesitantly : > > please? 🙂 \*\* Oh, most definitely, naked young ladies from Oz are encouraged here. As are the lovely ladies of Tennessee, particularly the Memphis branch. [sub]Now I just have to figure out which thread shes bopping through[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/143 "2001-11-01T02:57:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > \*\*Are nekkid Aussie females allowed in here ??? > > : steps inside hesitantly : \*\* **GOO** Where have you been all my thread?!?! As you can see, I have painted myself up in various geometric, glow in the dark patterns with this body paint. I personally think that the double-bull’s eyes on my, um, _ELBOWS_ are particularly attractive - doncha think? Step on over here and I’ll get you painted up! Now, about thses nicknames - howsabout one for me? Pees? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/144 "2001-11-01T03:00:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymaz \* > \*\*Hmm, I see a glow-in-the-dark form that makes a nice target… > WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… 😃 \*\* So, is that an, um, humm. You don’t seem to have pockets, so it looks like you _ **ARE** _ happy to see me… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/145 "2001-11-01T04:03:25Z")
_{A door at the side of the room opens, and Muffin pokes his head in . . .}_ Hey gang, the sauna’s up to heat. Who’ll be the löyly master? ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/146 "2001-11-01T04:04:44Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > [@](#): > > Now, about thses nicknames - howsabout one for me? Pees? **alice** , yer sweet and you _did_ have the bright idea to run nekkid through places. Now, normally I reserve nicknames for three kinds of people: 1. Those who’ve grabbed my butt. 2. Those who’ve kissed me. 3. Those with whom I’ve slept. [sub]Speaking of that, there’s one more person I’ve got to get in touch with…[/sub] You’ve got a gift, there, **alice**. You know how to throw a party, how to sustain an idea, how to keep a thread going. Therefore, I believe I shall, from this day forward, always think of you, and perhaps refer to you, as **Spangley\_the\_Flexible**. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/147 "2001-11-01T04:06:03Z")
::\* steps up with welcome tube of body paint in hand\*:: That would be me, löyly master, at your service. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/148 "2001-11-01T04:10:43Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Sophie \* \*\* [QUOTE **Spangley\_the\_Flexible**. \*\*[/QUOTE] _ **HORRAY!!!** _ This is the _ **BEST NICKNAME EVER** _. ::_dances gleefully around_:: ::_grabs pompoms_:: Hey guys! I’ll never be the same! Now I’ve got a new nickname. Spangley\_the\_Flexible - thats ME, And all thanks to lovely **Sophie**! ::bounces around perkiley - does a handspring or two:: ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/149 "2001-11-01T04:22:55Z")
A little late here, but I’m bringing the Crayola 128 pack of glow in the dark paint - anyone for some major marking? **Alice** , how about a vampire White Rabbit for your belly? It’s Halloween, after all. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/150 "2001-11-01T04:23:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\ ***Alice** , how about a vampire White Rabbit for your belly? It’s Halloween, after all. \*\* Slap it on there baby! My bunnies will be so impressed! ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/151 "2001-11-01T04:27:07Z")
Aww, **Spangley** , thanks. Just doing my job here. Now, who brought the crayons? And why didn’t you bring finger paints, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/152 "2001-11-01T04:30:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > _:: steps up with welcome tube of body paint in hand_:: > > That would be me, löyly master, at your service. \*\* Well here’s your bucket and ladle, so let’s have the first hit! While you’re at it, could I trouble you to put some yellow and red body paint on the ends of the vihta and give me a few good whacks when you throw? Seeing as it is the end of fall, I’d sort of like to be un-dressed up as a maple tree. Anyone else in for the first throw? _{Muffin settles back waiting for the first solid assault of steam and whisk . . .}_ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/153 "2001-11-01T04:32:06Z")
Ok, I’m wacking… ::_wacks wildly in all directions_:: Ooops - sorry bout that - I didn’t mean to wack yer, um, thingies… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/154 "2001-11-01T04:37:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\*Aww, **Spangley** , thanks. Just doing my job here. > > Now, who brought the crayons? And why didn’t you bring finger paints, anyway? \*\* Hmmm - I knew I forgot something…one sec. (runs outside, jumps into car goest to WalMart, comes back) Here you go. Let’s see, Bunnicula for **Alice** , navel ring makes his earring…cool… Now, **Sophie** , where would you like me to finger you? _Finger **paint** _, I mean. 😉 You know, I just realized I did all of that naked. no wonder they didn’t charge mee… ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/155 "2001-11-01T04:43:55Z")
**WAAAAAHEEEEEEYOOOOWWWWWWW!** _{ **Muffin** jumps up in reaction to the attack on his nads, and finds his head in the middle of the löyly . . . as **Spangley** continues to thrash him with the painted branches his sinuses sear, his eyeballs begin to melt, his hair starts to catch fire, and he collapses down onto the lauteet.}_ Damn, that feels great! You’re a fantastic löyly master! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/156 "2001-11-01T04:46:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > [B(Here you go. Let’s see, Bunnicula for **Alice** , navel ring makes his earring…cool… \*\* My [bunnies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=8111) will be soooo jealous! > [@](#): > > \*\*You know, I just realized I did all of that naked. no wonder they didn’t charge mee… \*\* I bet you thought it was odd when the cashier asked if you were just planning on hanging out… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/157 "2001-11-01T04:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\*Damn, that feels great! You’re a fantastic löyly master! \*\* Excellent. Nobody can say that I don’t know my way around a löyly - thats for sure… ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/158 "2001-11-01T05:04:41Z")
Hmmm, my hair’s still on fire, so I suppose it’s time to step outside and cool off in the [lake . . .](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95461&pagenumber=2) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/159 "2001-11-01T05:07:33Z")
Hi **Spangley** , hi **Sophie** , hi everyone! What’s up? ::looks around at some of the guys:: Yikes, wrong question! Who was that guy running out to the lake with his hair on fire? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/160 "2001-11-01T05:24:42Z")
_{ **Muffin** returns from the [lake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95461&pagenumber=2) with a strange look on his face, and closes the door behind him . . .}_ There sure were a lot of people out there, all with cameras. I think they were tourists or something. Hi **ShibbOleth**! Just relaxing a bit after work here. _{ **Muffin** ducks back into the sauna for a second sweat session.}_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=9)