# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/161 "2001-11-01T05:32:09Z")
Ooohh, anybody finished with the body paint ? I’d love a cool design… someone surprise me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/162 "2001-11-01T05:34:56Z")
All this late night nude frolicking has got me right tuckered out. ::finds a nice, soft-looking quiet spot in the corner; throws down a towel and stretches out on his back for a nice, long nap:: ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/163 "2001-11-01T05:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*All this late night nude frolicking has got me right tuckered out. > > ::finds a nice, soft-looking quiet spot in the corner; throws down a towel and stretches out on his back for a nice, long nap:: \*\* ::_grining wickedly_:: I think it’s time for some doodling with this body paint people - what do you say - all over body giraffe? Or an elephant perhaps - the trunk could provide some interesting possiblities… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/164 "2001-11-01T05:38:06Z")
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [url=“So Foxy, if you find me sleeping in here, take your choice, curl up next to me or wake me up”] ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/165 "2001-11-01T05:39:24Z")
::_stands up to admire handiwork_ Look - its Babar! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/166 "2001-11-01T05:42:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > \*\*Ooohh, anybody finished with the body paint ? > > I’d love a cool design… someone surprise me 😉 \*\* Let’s see…start with a little Celtic knotwork around the wrists, belly…hmmm, a fallen angel on the back, you know, kind of metallic gray with razor wings… a little tense here…let me work some of the knots out of your muscles…a little lotion please…that’s right, lie down, I am a professional… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/167 "2001-11-01T05:50:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*a little tense here…let me work some of the knots out of your muscles…a little lotion please…that’s right, lie down, I am a professional… \*\* Ahem, **galen ubal** , please remember yourself - this is a family thread - you have to use **OIL** for all massages… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/168 "2001-11-01T05:56:20Z")
…Oh, very well… At least all this Mazola is coming in handy. Who’s next for the massage? Or does someone else need some body painting? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/169 "2001-11-01T05:59:30Z")
Well, ever since I pop my clavical out doing a handspring, my neck has been a tad stiff… ::_shimmies backward for a neck rub_:: ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/170 "2001-11-01T06:07:04Z")
…gathering oil from nearest puddle, start at shoulders and work up neck slowly. So, hard or soft? God, I love a woman who shimmies…😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/171 "2001-11-01T06:08:35Z")
::_shimmie-shimmie - shimmie-shimmie_:: Hard please. I really like it hard… [sub]a back rub that is[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![saudade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@saudade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saudade)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/172 "2001-11-01T06:16:26Z")
I am too As a mater of fact, I’m typing with my penis. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/173 "2001-11-01T06:17:06Z")
Ahh, then let me start at the small of your back, thumbs alongside your spine, and move upward, curling my hands around your shoulders, with a little Motown playing in the background… Jeez, some family thread here… ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/174 "2001-11-01T06:20:00Z")
Ooohh, can you make my design match up with Babr over there… we could start a theme, maybe zoo animals… oh, make me a walrus… hehehe… or a zebra… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/175 "2001-11-01T06:29:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > \*\*Ooohh, can you make my design match up with Babr over there… we could start a theme, maybe zoo animals… oh, make me a _walrus_… hehehe… or a zebra… > 😃 \*\* I’m sorry, but _I_ am the walrus. Goo goo ga joob… hmmm…something to match up with Barbar and his trunk…jungle theme…how about a tigress? White Siberian or standard Bengal? …'scuse me, got to get back to **Alice** now. Facial massage, or feet? ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/176 "2001-11-01T07:04:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*hmmm…something to match up with Barbar and his trunk…jungle theme…how about a tigress? White Siberian or standard Bengal? > \*\* : growls seductively : Standard Bengal, thanks **galen ubal** 🙂 (_like a tiger_ for all the aussies in here ! hehehe) : sprawls out next to **galen** waiting for her turn 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/177 "2001-11-01T07:14:17Z")
Dearie, dearie me; first shimmying, now growling…a moment while I stick my head in the ice bucket… (bubble, bubble, _hissss_) That’s better. Now, **Goo** , where shall I start? Scalp massage, I think, and work my way downward. Tell me when to stop…or not… More ice, please. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/178 "2001-11-01T12:07:08Z")
_{Time to go to work, so **Muffin** slips out of the sauna, and quietly tip-toes past the snoozing dopers, all curled up together in a living Pollock painting.}_ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/179 "2001-11-01T15:02:40Z")
::_yawning - stretching_:: **HEY** Who painted this albatross on my ass?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/180 "2001-11-01T15:34:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > **HEY** Who painted this albatross on my ass?!?!?! \*\* Better than around your neck, isn’t it? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=10)