# So go figure... I'm gay.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463 "2005-05-11T21:44:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/121 "2005-05-13T18:12:03Z")

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Is there a term for mutual whooshing? Besides 69, that is. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/122 "2005-05-13T18:15:47Z")

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> [@Scott\_plaid](#):
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> 😕 I meant it as a joke. It’s a way of saying, “Untill I see proof, I will continue to believe that British men are all gay, as in the stereotype of a well dresed metrosexual looking chap. Well, not really.”
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> Sorry if I wooshed you.

I was kidding, too. So whooooooooosh back to you!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/123 "2005-05-13T18:17:17Z")

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Quicksilver is _gay_?!?!

Crud, all the cute, eligible men around here… ☹

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/124 "2005-05-13T18:20:34Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Is there a term for mutual whooshing? Besides 69, that is. 😃

Oh baby!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/125 "2005-05-13T18:21:20Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Quicksilver is _gay_?!?!  
> Crud, all the cute, eligible men around here… ☹

:mad:

You’ve just added yourself to my list…:

1. **Kythereia**

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/126 "2005-05-13T18:21:49Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Quicksilver is _gay_?!?!
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> Crud, all the cute, eligible men around here… ☹

Well, Duh!! :smack:

He SMELLS good!! 😃

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**Author:** ![jimpatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9e5f3/32.png) [@jimpatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimpatro)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/127 "2005-05-13T18:23:34Z")

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**Jennyrosity**

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> Have you guys never heard of the concept of a straight guy being just gay enough? A good smelling, well-dressed man I can go jewellery shopping with sounds pretty much perfect to me.

Bingo! This goes a long way with women. And how could a guy not enjoy watching a woman try on clothes? 😕

**Quicksilver** , your description of yourself fits me to a tee. Even to the thumbring. My friends once came up with a list “Ten reasons why Jim is gay.”  
The occassional model or NFL cheerleader proved otherwise though.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/128 "2005-05-13T18:23:53Z")

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_swoon!_

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/129 "2005-05-13T18:28:40Z")

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> [@jimpatro](#):
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> The occassional model or NFL cheerleader proved otherwise though.

We should hang out. 😃

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-go-figure-im-gay/303463/130 "2005-05-13T19:51:16Z")

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Quicksilver is\* straight\*?!?!

Crud, all the cute, eligible men around here… ☹  
(This thread is so much fun. Sorry that you’ve scored a hit, **QuickSilver**.

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