**Bung Beetle]/b]:
Ok, but at least lurk about unobtrusively, or better yet, make yourself useful by jumping out of bushes and scaring the other kids or mentoring your kids in the finer points of petty vandalism. 
Can do. 
or The Bare Wench Project…
just turn on Cinemax late at night, it’ll be on eventually, after a dozen showings of Play-mate of the Apes and maybe Femaleship of the String
Yes, I think this is reasonable. How about a nice Messia-shaped piñata; that would keep everyone happy!
Sadly, only a few. The rest are bi.