# So Hillary is being vetted.  Would anything surprise you?

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**Created:** [November 18, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234 "2008-11-18T03:08:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/1 "2008-11-18T03:08:49Z")

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If I saw a picture of Slick Willie snorting coke off an 11-year-old Thai girl’s dirty ass with Hillary laughing in the background, I wouldn’t be surprised. What does the Obama Transition Team think they’re going to find here?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/2 "2008-11-18T03:56:21Z")

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> [@DudleyGarrett](#):
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> What does the Obama Transition Team think they’re going to find here?

Sarah Palin?

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/3 "2008-11-18T04:02:34Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> Sarah Palin?

Sarah Palin would be _great_ for Secretary of the Interior, because her keen fashion-sense is perfectly suited for decorating.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/4 "2008-11-18T04:45:33Z")

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Dear God,

Please don’t let Hillary Clinton be Secretary of State.

Thanking you in advance,  
Larry Borgia

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/5 "2008-11-18T05:41:07Z")

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For the last time already, Obama \*is not \*God!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/6 "2008-11-18T05:48:46Z")

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Is too.

So am I, as far as that goes.

You too.

Invisible omnipresent, omnipotent, and/or omnibenevolent characters from Bronze Age folk tales? I have my doubts.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/7 "2008-11-18T06:05:13Z")

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I’d say we’ve had nothing but rumors and “leaks” by people who we’re _told_ are from the (pick one) Obama/Clinton camp, but nothing official from Obama himself, and so I’m taking everything with a grain of popcorn salt until we get an official announcement.

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find out, once the tight-lipped Obama camp decides to go on record, that Hillary was never even considered and they probably all had a big laugh at this rumor-mongering and hand-wringing.

Ed Meese was a dick but he did say something very true once. When it comes to presidential transitions/appointments, “The people who know aren’t talking, and the people talking don’t know.”

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**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/8 "2008-11-18T14:31:48Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> Ed Meese was a dick but he did say something very true once. When it comes to presidential transitions/appointments, “The people who know aren’t talking, and the people talking don’t know.”

I thought he was dead, too, but Ed Meese is still alive, and almost certainly still a dick.

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/9 "2008-11-18T14:38:32Z")

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One thing Obama said is that he wanted to emulate Lincoln and hire people to work with him who were formerly foes. It worked great for Lincoln, we’ll see if it works for Obama. I can understand a position for Hill-Dog, but what about McCain? He met with him yesterday.

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/10 "2008-11-18T14:43:42Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Invisible omnipresent, omnipotent, and/or omnibenevolent characters from Bronze Age folk tales? I have my doubts.

Me, too - there is but one **A** ll **S** eeing **A** ll **K** nowing **M** aster **O** f **T** ime **S** pace and **D** imension.

Cordially,

ASAKMOTSD  
🙂

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/11 "2008-11-18T15:35:40Z")

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Well, yes, but have you ever tried to get an appointment with The Doctor?

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/12 "2008-11-18T17:04:24Z")

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Obama’s team seems keen to know in advance of any entanglements or indiscretions or ethical failures of his appointees. In this case, Bill Clinton’s business dealings since his presidency may compromise Hillary’s neutrality on foreign [del]affairs[/del] policy.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/13 "2008-11-19T09:13:41Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Is too.
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> So am I, as far as that goes.
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> You too.

Yes! _Thou art God!_

Obama grocks.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/14 "2008-11-19T14:03:58Z")

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> [@Phlosphr](#):
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> One thing Obama said is that he wanted to emulate Lincoln and hire people to work with him who were formerly foes. It worked great for Lincoln, we’ll see if it works for Obama. I can understand a position for Hill-Dog, but what about McCain? He met with him yesterday.

Foes? Does she really qualify as a a “foe”?

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/15 "2008-11-19T14:20:58Z")

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Insofar as she’s not a fee, fie or fum, yes.

And we’ve all seen what not vetting a candidate gets you.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/16 "2008-11-19T14:26:42Z")

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She’s being vetted so she WON’T get the job is my guess. If the Obama team is compiled of former Clinton WH staffers, they already know what they’re going to find. I suspect they’re going through necessary political motions before picking someone else entirely. I will be completely gobsmacked if she’s actually chosen with Willie still in her life. She gives him his walkin papers and she MAY have a chance. I wonder though, how many SoS’s have gone on to be president?

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/17 "2008-11-19T14:38:33Z")

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Several, but not in the last century and a half.

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**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/18 "2008-11-19T14:50:07Z")

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> [@Phlosphr](#):
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> One thing Obama said is that he wanted to emulate Lincoln and hire people to work with him who were formerly foes. It worked great for Lincoln, we’ll see if it works for Obama. I can understand a position for Hill-Dog, but what about McCain? He met with him yesterday.

Actually, the idea that the team of rivals idea worked for Lincoln — not so much according to many historians.

[http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-pinsker18-2008nov18,0,1360359.story](http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-pinsker18-2008nov18,0,1360359.story)

Excerpts from the article linked above:

“… the problem is, it didn’t work that well for Lincoln. There were painful trade-offs with the “team of rivals” approach that are never fully addressed in the book, or by others that offer happy-sounding descriptions of the Lincoln presidency.”

and

“Lincoln’s decision to embrace former rivals, for instance, inevitably meant ignoring old friends – a development they took badly.”

“Consider this inconvenient truth: Out of the four leading vote-getters for the 1860 Republican presidential nomination whom Lincoln placed on his original team, three left during his first term – one in disgrace, one in defiance and one in disgust.”

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/19 "2008-11-19T14:51:01Z")

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> [@DudleyGarrett](#):
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> If I saw a picture of Slick Willie snorting coke off an 11-year-old Thai girl’s dirty ass with Hillary laughing in the background, I wouldn’t be surprised. What does the Obama Transition Team think they’re going to find here?

This is killing me.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-hillary-is-being-vetted-would-anything-surprise-you/473234/20 "2008-11-19T14:54:05Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> This is killing me.

The Clinton death squad strikes again!

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