South West Airlines used to do something like this back in the 70’s. Their logic being; they didn’t want to hire anybody that didn’t have a sense of humor.
Sure thing, boss!
stands at ease
stands to attention
ports arms
shoulders arms
right faces
by the left, quick marches
“Uh…I was raised Baptist…”
If they asked me to dance in a job interview I’d take off my pants and ask them where there stripper pole was.
I worked at one of their warehouses once. No dancing. No interview, all agency stuff. The place was incredibly badly run, though. During the induction they bragged about how green they were and how they recycled everything that came out of the warehouse, which turned out to be a fiction, they just shoved everything in a compactor, all mixed in. They also had the most pathetic security set-up you could ever hope to see, even though the hole place was ringed with security fences and check-points. All you need to get past them is a key card. There was a metal detector on the way out, but the steel-toe-capped boots set it off for everyone (although they still made you take everything out of your pockets first, albeit without checking), so a computer then decides at random if you get searched. If you do, they just look in your boots and wand your feet. Anyway, one day a lorry drove up and collected more than £100,000 worth of goods, then drove off. Later than day another lorry came in for the same load. Turns out the first lorry were theives and none of the goods were ever recovered.
Every day, we get closer to the Monty Python scenario.
I was thinking more Mr. Show.
In Soviet Russia, unemployment gets YOU off!
Here at Urf, Wynn and Fiyah, we get down like that.
I’m thinking Coming to America (very short but relevant clip).
I think it was the music they had to dance to.
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que estoy buena
They all want me, they can’t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you’re good I’ll take you home with me
Los Del Rio - Macarena Lyrics
“… so afterwards, I’m gonna have to fuck somebody.”
One of my Facebook friends recently had THREE interviews with Best Buy, and didn’t even get the job. And that was for a cashier position, not CEO.
This is totally unrelated, but…nice username. That’s not one of the more popular REM songs.
". . . job hunts you!"