# So how do we payback North Korea for the Sony hacking? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 19, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663 "2014-12-19T14:16:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/21 "2014-12-19T18:51:04Z")
Digitize the Dear Leader and paste his phiz into porn movies. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/22 "2014-12-19T18:52:58Z")
Clearly Kim is sensitive to the western media. Sony could have made a whole lot more offensive movies than this little comedy. They should quietly produce some videos that portray the actual conditions in that forsaken place along with some good propaganda and let them leak out. Oops, sorry Kim. As you know, our security is not that tight. > [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > Find look-alikes for various powerful members of the ruling Kim family. Pay them lucratively for starring in exceptionally disgusting and disturbing fetish porn. Offer said porn free to anyone over 18 who wants it. Similar to what I mean but Ewwwwww. Its got look-alikes for various powerful members of the ruling Kim family. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/23 "2014-12-19T18:54:37Z")
We could get Hans Blix to write Kim Jong-un a very nasty letter. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/24 "2014-12-19T18:56:13Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Who do you think Rachel from Card Holder Services works for? She’s one of the biggest sources of trade for the DPRK. Then the only reasonable response is nukes. It’s time for Obama to earn his second Nobel. On a related note, [the FBI has just announced they caught the Norks “red handed”.](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/12/19/us-weighs-response-to-attack-on-sony-fbi-prepares-to-implicate-north-korea/) Pray God it isn’t another “[slam dunk](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2004%2FALLPOLITICS%2F04%2F18%2Fwoodward.book%2F&ei=tHSUVOmFAciuggSL7IOgBA&usg=AFQjCNEAxXiDTW-laEaX0d7oDoCg4Zkz3w&sig2=ckNUTUsUTl6PMUqI6YaWrQ&bvm=bv.82001339,d.eXY)”. :eek: Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/25 "2014-12-19T19:13:20Z")
Outside of releasing the movies to the internet, we could also do stuff like dropping South Korean books on daily life and city living over the countryside of North Korea, from airplanes. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/26 "2014-12-19T19:16:24Z")
Nah, the North Koreans would just eat them. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a8b319/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/27 "2014-12-19T19:17:48Z")
Commission \*The Interview 2 \*at the earliest opportunity. That’ll show 'em we mean business! ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/28 "2014-12-19T19:22:40Z")
I’ll come up with something once North Korea has harmed me and my life. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/29 "2014-12-19T19:23:13Z")
_The Interview 2 - The Desolation of Barack_. Now _that’s_ the way to get blacks into Tolkien movies! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/30 "2014-12-19T19:23:31Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Interesting. Maybe the feds are burrowing their way in. Let’s hope so. > > In the meantime, let’s put Kimmie’s home phone number on continuous redial for [Rachel from Card Holder Services](http://www.ftc.gov/zapping-rachel). > > Regards, > Shodan Give Kim’s phone number to those scammers from India who misrepresent themselves as Microsoft technical support. “Hello, Mr. Kim, this is Seth from Microsoft Windows. We have been noticing you have been having trouble with your computer. If you will give me access to your computer, please, for a modest fee I can install software which will put your system back in proper working order.” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/31 "2014-12-19T19:33:51Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Give Kim’s phone number to those scammers from India who misrepresent themselves as Microsoft technical support. Some things you just don’t do. Waterboarding, yes - this, no. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/32 "2014-12-19T19:37:35Z")
What’s Anonymous up to these days? I bet they can find some way to fuck up North Korea’s hackers. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/33 "2014-12-19T19:50:50Z")
> [@bup](#): > > What’s Anonymous up to these days? I bet they can find some way to fuck up North Korea’s hackers. They probably work for North Korea. ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/34 "2014-12-19T20:12:32Z")
Hack _all 12_ of their computers. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/35 "2014-12-19T20:16:58Z")
> [@bup](#): > > What’s Anonymous up to these days? I bet they can find some way to fuck up North Korea’s hackers. Offer to donate a few million dollars to cat-themed charities around the world, if NK’s entire computer system is taken out, and Anonymous would probably do it. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/36 "2014-12-19T21:12:32Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > Outside of releasing the movies to the internet, we could also do stuff like dropping South Korean books on daily life and city living over the countryside of North Korea, from airplanes. No - from drones! I wonder if our little corner of the internet is under Kimmy’s surveillance. If we don’t shape up and do as we’re told, do you think they would hack the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/37 "2014-12-19T21:16:09Z")
Just being North Korea is worse punishment than anything we could do to them. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/38 "2014-12-19T21:17:08Z")
This is easy and how has it not been said. Sent over Katic Couric to do an interview and have her assassinate KJI ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/39 "2014-12-19T21:21:18Z")
Send over a basketball assassin. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663/40 "2014-12-19T21:29:15Z")
Clearly, they are prepared for assassination attempts, and invasions, and wars. What they do not seem to be ready to tell their minions is that the rest of the world is mocking them, and their Dear Leader. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-we-payback-north-korea-for-the-sony-hacking/707663.md?page=3)