# So how do you like your coffee? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730 "2003-01-05T05:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/1 "2003-01-05T05:37:26Z")
Me? I like coffee the way I like my men, sweet and strong! 😃 That is, quite a bit of suger and cream, but not enough to weaken the coffee. Heeheh ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/2 "2003-01-05T05:39:37Z")
I take it with a bit of milk or non dairy creamer, or black. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/3 "2003-01-05T05:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jurhael \* > **Me? I like coffee the way I like my men** I like mine pale, not that hot and on the weak side. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/4 "2003-01-05T05:52:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jurhael \* > \*\*Me? I like coffee the way I like my men \*\* [Eddie Izzard] _in a plastic cup!_ [/Eddie Izzard] ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/5 "2003-01-05T06:09:09Z")
With real half & half. No Sugar. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/6 "2003-01-05T06:18:19Z")
Hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and…strong. With a spoon in them. ---
**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/7 "2003-01-05T06:24:03Z")
Strong, with a little milk, intravenously. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/8 "2003-01-05T06:28:59Z")
Black. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/9 "2003-01-05T06:31:56Z")
strong, sweet, sometimes flavoured. Depends on mood or time of day. ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/10 "2003-01-05T06:43:36Z")
In ice cream (coffeeee ice creeamm :drool:). Or in the form of vanilla cappucino. Other than that, I won’t touch the stuff. Ewww. ---
**Author:** ![Geoduck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c37758/32.png) [@Geoduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geoduck)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/11 "2003-01-05T06:59:55Z")
Weekends only: doped with Carolans (a Baileys knockoff). ---
**Author:** ![sundog66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@sundog66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sundog66)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/12 "2003-01-05T07:01:40Z")
Black. Once you go black, you never go back. ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/13 "2003-01-05T07:03:49Z")
Medium coffee, Regular. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/14 "2003-01-05T07:06:48Z")
Black, strong, and as soon after I wake up as possible. Can’t function without the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/15 "2003-01-05T07:23:30Z")
2 sugars and milk. _preferably dunkin donuts_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/16 "2003-01-05T07:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and…strong. With a spoon in them. \*\* Really? That’s how I like my women. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/17 "2003-01-05T07:58:20Z")
_sticks spoon in mouth_ ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/18 "2003-01-05T09:28:43Z")
**Smashed** , I didn’t know you cared! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/19 "2003-01-05T10:53:57Z")
white with two. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730/20 "2003-01-05T10:59:21Z")
Usually instant coffee – I can still count the number of cups o’ perked, that haven’t either spun me out or made me want to vomit, on one hand. Granulated instant first thing in the morning, because the taste improves the longer it sits there in the mug; ordinary instant any other time of the day. Always with milk (although I have had it black, but “yuk, guys”), and with two sugars, ‘cause I ain’t a saint and don’t care ‘bout th’ dyin’. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-do-you-like-your-coffee/146730.md?page=2)