# So... How gay are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419 "2001-07-22T07:25:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/1 "2001-07-22T07:25:46Z")

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I’m 32% gay… which i thought was a little high myself, but a test on the internet can’t possibleye be wrong… possibl_y_ be wrong… that’s the first thing that’s ever been wrong…i think…  
How gay are you? —\>[http://test.thespark.com/gaytest/](http://test.thespark.com/gaytest/)

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/2 "2001-07-22T07:28:00Z")

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We did this before… but I didnt respond to that thread so… I am 24% gay.

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/3 "2001-07-22T07:33:31Z")

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o… sorry bout that, i did do a seach… damn

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/4 "2001-07-22T07:38:54Z")

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Don’t worry about it, man. Shit happens.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/5 "2001-07-22T07:54:28Z")

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actually I feel like a dick. I alway HATE it when I come up with a question in GQ or something in mpsims and someone comes along posting a link and saying. BEEN DONE! Smug bastards… just let my thread live fucker! Now I’m the fucker.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/6 "2001-07-22T16:02:23Z")

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Well, I never saw the test before, so I took it.

I am 49% gay.

Heh, heh. 😃

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/7 "2001-07-22T16:03:42Z")

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0% 😃

I’ve got the answers figured out by now.

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**Author:** ![urban1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d07c76/32.png) [@urban1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/8 "2001-07-22T17:44:41Z")

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Well, I think I did respond to the original post, but it was a different rating site, probably with different questions.

Anyway I was 55%. That sure puzzles me because I can’t imagine what the other 45% is thinking about.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/9 "2001-07-22T19:56:47Z")

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Twas the same test, but I got a 34% rating last time and this time as well.

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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/10 "2001-07-22T22:30:17Z")

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37%.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/11 "2001-07-22T22:48:33Z")

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I am 16% gay. Last time I was 18% gay. Wonder what happened to the other 2%?

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/12 "2001-07-23T01:16:37Z")

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All I get is a completely pink screen. Does this mean something? Were they supposed to mail me something?

I’m confused.

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/13 "2001-07-23T06:46:05Z")

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50% gay. =-D Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/14 "2001-07-23T06:50:45Z")

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78% gay.

Well, I should bloody hope so. But what happened to the other 22%???

Maxxxie 🙂

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/15 "2001-07-23T09:25:54Z")

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No, **Whammo** , [I’m the fucker](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=77120) (twice now).

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**Author:** ![zeroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/839c29/32.png) [@zeroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zeroth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/16 "2001-07-23T10:35:02Z")

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I get the header, and nothing after that. Tried several times.

Really frustrates me, because I’d really like to know the results of this test. Maybe they’ll help me figure out what  
I am, since I’ve been unable to thus far in my life. 😃

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**Author:** ![MattTheCroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MattTheCroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MattTheCroc)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/17 "2001-07-23T11:35:51Z")

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Bloody hell, you have to have frigging slept with a guy to get more than 25% on that thing. I only got 24%… I feel so inadequate…

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**Author:** ![MattTheCroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MattTheCroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MattTheCroc)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/18 "2001-07-23T11:38:33Z")

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Oh, and I swear that’s a jigsaw…

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**Author:** ![darksenshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@darksenshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darksenshi)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/19 "2001-07-24T04:53:43Z")

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Whooo Hoooo!!!  
I’m 45% GAY!!!  
But then I knew that…  
😛

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/20 "2001-07-24T05:09:42Z")

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I’ve never seen this test before, and I visit thespark often, wonder how I missed it.

17% gay.

Hey, but it says women average 32% and men 39%. I wonder what guys who claim all women are bi deep down think about that…personally, I think they just wish they were so their girlfriends/spouses/one night stands wouldn’t mind another woman joining in. \<shakes head\>

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