# So... How gay are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419 "2001-07-22T07:25:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/21 "2001-07-24T05:39:13Z")

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21% gay.

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**Author:** ![night](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@night](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/night)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/22 "2001-07-24T05:40:16Z")

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Well im supposed to be 56% gay. Which really doesn’t suprise me, after talking about this one for a while i decided I am bi. So being gayer than the average person fits me well i guess

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**Author:** ![Mortish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/54ee81/32.png) [@Mortish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mortish)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/23 "2001-07-24T06:47:25Z")

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I’m 48% gay. Yeay me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/24 "2001-07-24T07:04:05Z")

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42% gay and proud  
~Kittie

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**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/25 "2001-07-24T07:47:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MattTheCroc \*  
> \*\*Oh, and I swear that’s a jigsaw… \*\*

I’m a chick, I knew that was a **Band Saw** , and I am still only 22% gay. According to the test that is pretty low. I feel so inadequete(I know that’s not spelled right ,leave me alone). I guess It’s a good thing I’m Staight otherwise I’d be really hurt. 😃

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/26 "2001-07-25T04:52:33Z")

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I was expecting to see questions about Barbara Striesand and show tunes.

That last one tripped me out. The middle pics were clearly guys.

I am 47% gay. Still not enough to suck dick, or even care to have mine sucked by a guy, even if they can do it better as they have claimed.

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/27 "2001-07-25T06:37:37Z")

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It says I am 66% gay. It also says that the average gay man is only 51% gay. I guess that makes me 15% more fabulous than my sisters.

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**Author:** ![Canby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Canby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canby)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/28 "2001-07-25T07:07:46Z")

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68% making me gayer than the average lesbian. Hooray! So why am I still single?

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/29 "2001-07-25T07:18:03Z")

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I got 43% gay, even though I never touched any other penises, made a move on a guy, slept with a guy, or had sex with a guy…I did answer yes to some of the flirting with guys questions, but it had the condition ‘even if you were joking’.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/30 "2001-07-25T10:38:25Z")

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Strangely enough, I’m only 28% gay. And I consider myself to be bisexual.

Maybe it’s the simple fact that I have the sex drive and experience of a lima bean.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/31 "2001-07-25T11:05:01Z")

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Apparently I’m 57% gay. Which would make sense.

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/32 "2001-07-25T14:02:22Z")

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38% gay. I’m wondering how much higher that percentage would be if I owned birkenstocks…

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/33 "2001-07-25T14:47:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Whammo \*  
> \*\*actually I feel like a dick. \*\*

I’d say that makes you pretty gay!  
I am 39% gay and I have never slept with a dude. What I;m wondering is which of those chicks at the end were chicks and which were guys.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/34 "2001-07-25T14:54:44Z")

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37%.

Interesting.

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**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/35 "2001-07-25T22:18:25Z")

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What a rip-off, I only got 73%. I WANT THE REMAINING 27% AWARDED TO ME ON THE BASIS OF EXPERIENCE.

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/36 "2001-07-25T23:52:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Whammo \*  
> \*\* …Now I’m the fucker. \*\*

Yes, yes you are. 🙂  
But don’t worry about it, 'cause jesus still loves you.

just jokes 😉

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/37 "2001-07-26T01:52:28Z")

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I managed to get it to show me my results, finally. I’m **55%** gay. Which I guess is about right, considering my history and so forth, though initially I was rather surprised to hear it - I’ve been living with another woman for 8 years, after all.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/38 "2001-07-26T04:27:55Z")

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25% gay. And if I say I am gay it only goes up to 41%, and that’s having to guess at a few things.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/39 "2001-07-26T05:01:57Z")

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Evidently I am 37% gay. I learn something new every day…

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-gay-are-you/73419/40 "2001-07-26T05:41:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \*  
> \*\*I got 43% gay, even though I never touched any other penises, made a move on a guy, slept with a guy, or had sex with a guy…I did answer yes to some of the flirting with guys questions, but it had the condition ‘even if you were joking’. \*\*

There is another reason. FREE BEER!

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