# So, How great was your Threesome? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 16, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257 "2001-03-16T17:38:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Crispy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Crispy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crispy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/81 "2001-03-22T05:22:43Z")
Funny this thread should pop up only a few days after my first threesome… It was amazing and I loved every minute of it! My SO and I took forever to figure out who the perfect partner would be, but I think all that time paid off. Lucky for me, the other girl decided I needed some extra special care since it was my first time 😉 I hope to repeat the experience this Friday. ---
**Author:** ![cerebrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3da27b/32.png) [@cerebrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerebrum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/82 "2001-03-22T08:10:23Z")
Crispy!! Be sure to let us know what happened. We anxiously wait your reply:) ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/83 "2001-03-22T09:18:55Z")
As a man I can be involved in 3 kinds of threesome, 2 women, 2 men and one of each. I’m not a homosexual so the middle one is out but I’ve done the other two. Once with my girlfriend and her friend. The other time with a married couple. Now when you have two women in your bed you have to satisfy 2 women!!! And that can be hard for one guy. Especially if they’re not really into other women. But if you’re with a guy and a girl you can really make that girl go wild and she leaves very very satisfied. And, for the really lazy man sometimes you don’t have to move, they do it for you. You can just lay back and enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/84 "2001-03-22T09:42:47Z")
Somebody start a voyeurism thread so I have something to contribute at last! ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/85 "2001-03-22T10:24:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xtnjohnson \* > Now, the fantasy-of-fantasies for me is to have a boy-boy-girl threeway. I don’t think I’d ever have a one-on-one with a woman (I don’t need reassurance that I am, in fact a Big Homo) but god, with a cute guy involved it’d be HOT… **xtnjohnson** , next time you’re in Europe, somewhere in the Netherlands, give me a call. I have a woman friend and she desperately wants to try the thing you suggest. I’m more into men myself, but I **really** want to find out what all this fuss that my hetero friends keep telling me is about. We have trouble finding the second guy though, for some reason noone is interested in trying… Damn straights… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/86 "2001-03-27T05:40:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xtnjohnson \* > \*\*I’ve had several multiples-experiences (three, four and more). The most was a 40th BD for an ex-boyfriend - 100 guys in a loft, mandatory clothing check (except underwear) for the first two hours - then at 11 pm the check boys came around with baskets to collect our shorts, and the fun began. (Interestingly, everyone kept to oral sex, although condoms were provided for those who wanted…more.) > \*\* Augh! How do I get invited to one of these? ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/87 "2001-03-27T18:11:06Z")
quote by Eutychus: > [@](#): > > I’m lucky if I get a onesome nowadays. What are you talking about Eutychus? 😕 I just had a fine onesome while reading this thread. 😉 [Chandler Bing Voice]God, could I BE any more vanilla[/Chandler Bing voice] ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/88 "2001-03-27T20:41:44Z")
[newbie question]How do I get the “Originally written by INSERT NAME HERE” to go inside my quote lines?[/newbie question] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/89 "2001-03-27T21:23:40Z")
**Sue Duhnym** , you fuckin’ rock. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/90 "2001-03-28T21:41:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\* > Realistically, … frail pale skinned leather clad poetess, or even that unknown attractive redhead that visibly quivers every time I walk by her is gonna spice up our sex life. \*\* Well, Doc., after you crush them with your rejection, send them my way for condolences and consolation, if you would please. Always on the lookout for leather-clad poetesses and attractive quivering redheads. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/91 "2001-03-28T22:15:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FallenAngel \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > > \*\* > > Realistically, … frail pale skinned leather clad poetess, or even that unknown attractive redhead that visibly quivers every time I walk by her is gonna spice up our sex life. \*\* > > Well, Doc., after you crush them with your rejection, send them my way for condolences and consolation, if you would please. Always on the lookout for leather-clad poetesses and attractive quivering redheads. > \*\* Kibosh the quivering redhead! (She’s 16 - cripes - that’s a whole different thread!) & I haven’t seen the leather-clad poetess in 2 weeks, but if I come across her, I’ll send her your way (after checking her ID 1st, of course…) ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/92 "2001-03-29T16:54:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by FallenAngel \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > > > \*\* > > > Realistically, … frail pale skinned leather clad poetess, or even that unknown attractive redhead that visibly quivers every time I walk by her is gonna spice up our sex life. \*\* > > > > Well, Doc., after you crush them with your rejection, send them my way for condolences and consolation, if you would please. Always on the lookout for leather-clad poetesses and attractive quivering redheads. > > \*\* > > Kibosh the quivering redhead! (She’s 16 - cripes - that’s a whole different thread!) > > & I haven’t seen the leather-clad poetess in 2 weeks, but if I come across her, I’ll send her your way (after checking her ID 1st, of course…) \*\* Dr.P, you’re rapidly becoming my hero, checking out leather-clad poetesses and halping me avoid felonies. What a guy. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257/93 "2001-03-29T20:45:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by xtnjohnson \* > > **I’ve had several multiples-experiences (three, four and more). The most was … [snip]** > > Augh! How do I get invited to one of these? \*\* Well, it helps if you’ve (inserts knife) dated a (twists once) humpy (twists twice) massage therapist whose hobby was (twists thrice) “naturalism” (meaning gay sluts in the woods). Did I mention that he was from {deepens thrust, criss-crosses abdomen) Montreal? Or that he holds (draws spirals) a b.s. in anatomy from McGill? Of course, by the time of the event mentioned, we’d been exes for two or three years…sigh. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aghris \* > \*\*_xtnjohnson_, next time you’re in Europe, somewhere in the Netherlands, give me a call. I have a woman friend and she desperately wants to try the thing you suggest. I’m more into men myself, but I _really_ want to find out what all this fuss that my hetero friends keep telling me is about. We have trouble finding the second guy though, for some reason noone is interested in trying… Damn straights… :mad: \*\* Well, happy to oblige! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-great-was-your-threesome/58257.md?page=4)