# So I bought a can of French's onions. Now what?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 9, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722 "2010-08-09T16:24:08Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/1 "2010-08-09T16:24:08Z")

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I bought them for a specific purpose. By the time I actually acquired the can, I had completely forgotten what that was. :smack: I must’ve seen something on Food Network, or ran into a recipe online, or something like that. Anyway, I turn now to the collective appetites of the Dope: does anyone like using canned onions for anything? It seems like they would make a good breading.

In fact, that may have been the original recipe I’d seen, something where you roll chicken or fish in it and bake … ?

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/2 "2010-08-09T16:30:47Z")

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Mine never last long enough to use them in anything. Sprinkle on top of a casserole or skillet dinner?

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/3 "2010-08-09T16:32:35Z")

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Crush them and use them to coat chicken before putting in the oven, kinda like Shake n Bake?

Ours generally end up just eaten out of the can.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/4 "2010-08-09T16:34:58Z")

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If bad goes to worse, use them to play horseshoes on a candle or something.

I’ve seen them on top of cheesy casseroles and in green bean dishes.

Does the can offer any bizarre things you might experiment with?

ETA: Believe it or not, I just now spotted your username! It must have work on me subconsciously. Really!

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/5 "2010-08-09T16:35:10Z")

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[Green bean casserole](http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/green-bean-casserole-recipe/index.html)

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/6 "2010-08-09T16:36:19Z")

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The only recipe I know that uses them is Green Bean Casserole. I make the _Cook’s_ version, which is much better than the standard canned beans/canned soup - except that I add French’s Onions. Because it just ain’t right without those.

Also, I eat them on salads. I love salads, but dietetic mine are not.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/7 "2010-08-09T17:10:33Z")

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I remember my mom would always crush up the onions and use them to coat a cheeseball. Very tasty.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/8 "2010-08-09T17:15:10Z")

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On top of mac and cheese they’re pretty good too. But I often end up eating them out of the can.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/9 "2010-08-09T17:42:01Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> On top of mac and cheese they’re pretty good too. But I often end up eating them out of the can.

I’d say it’s a toss-up between French’s Onions and those little potato sticks that also come in a can. Whose are they? I want to say French’s there, too.

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> I’d say it’s a toss-up between French’s Onions and those little potato sticks that also come in a can. Whose are they? I want to say French’s there, too.

[Pik Nik.](http://www.pik-nik.com/products.htm)

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/11 "2010-08-09T17:49:47Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> I bought them for a specific purpose. By the time I actually acquired the can, I had completely forgotten what that was. :smack: I must’ve seen something on Food Network, or ran into a recipe online, or something like that. Anyway, I turn now to the collective appetites of the Dope: does anyone like using canned onions for anything? It seems like they would make a good breading.
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> In fact, that may have been the original recipe I’d seen, something where you roll chicken or fish in it and bake … ?

[ol]  
[li]Open the can.[/li][li]Put your hand in and fish some onions out.[/li][li]Put them in your mouth.[/li][li]Move your mouth back and forth and let the onions slide down your throathole.[/li][/ol]  
Repeat Steps 2-4 until you are full or hurl.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/12 "2010-08-09T17:52:09Z")

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> [@ministryman](#):
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> [ol]  
> [li]Open the can.[/li][li]Put your hand in and fish some onions out.[/li][li]Put them in your mouth.[/li][li]Move your mouth back and forth and let the onions slide down your throathole.[/li][/ol]  
> Repeat Steps 2-4 until you are full or hurl.

To avoid hurling, layer a large, juicy cheezburger underneath your onions and chase with a pint or two of cold brewski. Does wonders to settle the stomach.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/13 "2010-08-09T17:56:43Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> > [@Zeldar](#):
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> > I’d say it’s a toss-up between French’s Onions and those little potato sticks that also come in a can. Whose are they? I want to say French’s there, too.
> 
> [Pik Nik.](http://www.pik-nik.com/products.htm)

Also [French’s.](http://www.frenchsfoodservice.com/products/frenchs/potato-sticks.php) If we have Pik-Nik in this area I just haven’t noticed them. I’ll look next time I’m at Kroger. Thanks!

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/14 "2010-08-09T18:07:05Z")

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I like to toast them in the toaster oven before snacking on them. They’re good on salads, too.

StG

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/15 "2010-08-09T18:53:51Z")

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I put them on French dip sandwiches.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/16 "2010-08-09T19:06:48Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I put them on French dip sandwiches.

I am going to try this!

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/17 "2010-08-09T20:07:39Z")

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I once had candy made from French fried onions. It was mixed in some kind of white candy coating. It wasn’t bad, but I can’t find any recipe online.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/18 "2010-08-09T21:15:55Z")

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They’re also good on salads, depending on the dressing. They go really well with french.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/19 "2010-08-09T21:40:43Z")

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If these are like dry, (deep) fried onions, the tradition in the Netherlands is to put broken, crunchy fried onion on [Nasi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasi_goreng) (fried rice with veggies and some meat). Preferably accompanied with a peanut sauce and/or a fried egg. This is a “Dutchified” Indonesian style dish. Very tasty.

I also suspect that it would taste very good on some salads (like crunchy bacon bits).

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-bought-a-can-of-frenchs-onions-now-what/549722/20 "2010-08-09T22:09:54Z")

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The Korean grocery store sells big bags of these, but I don’t know what they use them on.

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