# So, I finally bought the Simarillion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** middle-earth\
**Created:** [April 12, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795 "2009-04-12T01:54:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795/61 "2009-04-18T15:55:30Z")

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I should probably post [this](http://kunochan.com/sauron/)

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795/62 "2009-04-18T21:18:55Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> I should probably post [this](http://kunochan.com/sauron/)

Oh, that’s _priceless!_😃

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> Melkor has a really great plan, about how to present our suggestions to Eru. I am really super-psyched about this. Eru is going to love it! I can’t wait.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795/63 "2009-04-18T23:11:12Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> I should probably post [this](http://kunochan.com/sauron/)

Absofreakinlutely hilarious! 😃

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> Now Melian has constructed some kind of lame magical barrier around Doriath, to keep herself and her sex ape safe from our wrath. Nice try, bitch!

I like that miniseries, **Quadgop**! We could make it interactive: viewers vote for which option to take, then the next installments can be filmed on the basis of the vote. 😛

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795/64 "2009-04-19T22:47:05Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> I should probably post [this](http://kunochan.com/sauron/)

Comedy mithril!

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-bought-the-simarillion/492795/65 "2009-04-20T10:08:01Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Comedy mithril!

From Sauron’s blog:

[Who the hell is “Iarwain”?](http://kunochan.com/sauron/?p=16)  
Just priceless. 😃

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