Dear OP,
You are 100% correct. I’m sure there are 3 pages of people telling you that the trilogy is great, that it’s meant to be stupid and trite and boring, that George Lucas was a brilliant director with a brilliant imagination. Still, I wanted to post in support of your dislike because George Lucas is a fucking hack and those movies are fucking terrible. If only there was a way to bring him to justice for his crime against culture and humanity.