# so I finally saw attack of the clones last night...

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**Created:** [June 13, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600 "2003-06-13T15:43:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/1 "2003-06-13T15:43:29Z")

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and about midway through I got the worst case of the giggles ever.

Why?

Because in my head, I kept hearing (in Owen’s Mama’s voice\*)

Darth Vader is a Mama’s boy!  
Darth Vader is a Mama’s boy!  
Just thought I would share that with you.

\*from the movie “Throw mama from the train”

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/2 "2003-06-13T16:34:55Z")

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Me, I kept getting distracted with the thought of how cool it would be to substitute other famous Senators for Senator Amidala. Say, Bob Dole, or Carl Levin. Particularly during the “frolicking on the grass” scene…

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/3 "2003-06-13T16:39:19Z")

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> “frolicking on the grass” scene…

Holy God!!! With Dole it would have been a perfect Viagra commercial!

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/4 "2003-06-13T16:55:42Z")

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When I saw it on video, I kept thinking of that “Joe Lieberman is Senator Palpatine” link that was going around the net, and laughing about it.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/5 "2003-06-13T16:59:20Z")

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So, what did you think of the movie? Like it? Hate it? Wish George Lucas would develop a severe case of diarhea(sp?)?

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/6 "2003-06-13T17:03:30Z")

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More of a cafe society thing but I agree.

Saith the great Lore  
“Your voice is kind of whiny and reedy for a Sith Lord, Anakin. Can’t you get a voice coach or something?”

The young Anakin will have to be seriously dewussified to become a darth anything.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/7 "2003-06-13T17:10:30Z")

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midway through I pulled out my gameboy.

I hope this answers your question.

On the whole, CG effects leave me cold. They don’t look real at all. I think that the first two (I haven’t seen the thrid) were more believeable.

The acting was pretty bad, especially by the punk-ass darth vader kid. How does one spelled "wooden: in klingon?\*

I especially liked how his mom conveniently died…within minutes of him getting there.  
\*yeah, yeah, let the wrath upon the Baboon begin. Klingon, Star Wars… same thing.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/8 "2003-06-13T17:15:21Z")

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> \*yeah, yeah, let the wrath upon the Baboon begin. Klingon, Star Wars… same thing.

Not gonna happen. Nobody can really develop much heat about Star Wars or Star Trek these days considering how much the franchises have slipped…

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/9 "2003-06-13T18:26:39Z")

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My favorite part, Amidala in the black leather get up…because whenever I’m trying to convince a guy not to like me, I always wear something really sexy in black leather, I’ve discovered its a major turnoff for guys and they usually immediately become interested in something else.

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**Author:** ![Homer\_J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Homer\_J](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/10 "2003-06-13T18:40:48Z")

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If you’ve ever heard Phil Jupitus’s Ewan Mcgregor impression, you cant take Obi Wan seriously

ahem; (in heavily sterotyped scottish accent)‘Im a Jedi!’ ‘Oh ai im gonna have you Darth Vader’

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/11 "2003-06-14T15:49:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dangerosa \*  
> \*\*My favorite part, Amidala in the black leather get up…because whenever I’m trying to convince a guy not to like me, I always wear something really sexy in black leather, I’ve discovered its a major turnoff for guys and they usually immediately become interested in something else. \*\*

That sure wouldn’t work on me. I really dig girls in black leather. I can’t be the only one, can I?

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**Author:** ![mr.splitfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@mr.splitfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.splitfoot)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-finally-saw-attack-of-the-clones-last-night/181600/12 "2003-06-14T15:52:36Z")

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> \*\* Particularly during the “frolicking on the grass” scene… \*\*

When I saw it at the Omni Max, they cut that entire scene out. Nobody really even noticed.
