# So I got laid last night. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2010, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701 "2010-12-19T08:53:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mookieblaylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@mookieblaylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mookieblaylock)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/1 "2010-12-19T08:53:18Z")
Then I woke up. Dreams like that tend to start my day on a sour note. It’s like “wow, you’re so pathetic even your subconscious makes fun of you!” ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/2 "2010-12-19T09:01:32Z")
One time after a bad breakup I dreamed that my ex and I had reconciled _and_ my dog was alive again! Facing reality was kind of a bummer that morning. ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/3 "2010-12-19T09:26:39Z")
> [@mookieblaylock](#): > > Then I woke up. > > Dreams like that tend to start my day on a sour note. It’s like “wow, you’re so pathetic even your subconscious makes fun of you!” Yeah, cos noone else ever has dreams like that. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/4 "2010-12-19T09:26:41Z")
> [@mookieblaylock](#): > > Then I woke up. If it makes you feel any better, I have _never_ completed the act in a dream. Real life, yes. But in dreams it’s always exciting up to the point, then I wake up. I blame it on “discovering” certain “other” ways of relieving “tension” at the fairly young age of 11. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/5 "2010-12-19T10:25:56Z")
What’s bad is I’ve been turned down in my own dream. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/6 "2010-12-19T10:28:12Z")
> [@mookieblaylock](#): > > Then I woke up. > > Dreams like that tend to start my day on a sour note. It’s like “wow, you’re so pathetic even your subconscious makes fun of you!” uh, welcome to adolescence, I guess? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/7 "2010-12-19T10:54:51Z")
You are a remarkably cheerful fellow. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/8 "2010-12-19T11:10:20Z")
I once dreamed my boyfriend cheated on me with Baby Spice. You think you’re subconscious is making fun of you?? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/9 "2010-12-19T12:36:48Z")
Huh. Only the other night I had a fun dream about an attractive co-worker and just as things were warming up, zap! Wide awake. Many times in these kinda dreams we don’t even find a place to get started… ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/10 "2010-12-19T12:44:51Z")
As I mentioned in the recurring dream thread, a lot of times when I have a sex dream, I’m in the bedroom I grew up in and hoping I don’t get caught by my parents (who are both dead IRL), even though, in the dream, my partner and I are both consenting adults. Now there’s some serious subconscious mockery! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-got-laid-last-night/564701/11 "2010-12-19T13:16:22Z")
**mookie** , I’ve told you – specifically and directly, as a moderator instruction – to keep all your “I’m a loser” posts to [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=586939) I meant it. **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator