# So I guess I'm having a threesome **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 29, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949 "2010-01-29T21:07:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/61 "2010-02-01T02:51:47Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > I suppose live err, blow by blow, twitter updates are out of the question? Yes. I’ve always wanted to read a Penthouse Forum letter in 140-character installments. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/62 "2010-02-01T03:03:00Z")
Maybe they’re still at it; it was so good they decided to spend the whole weekend in bed. (BTW, the OP has a pic in the SDMB gallery, and she has no reason to be “desperate”.) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/63 "2010-02-01T03:44:21Z")
Yes, but is she _Star Wars_ slash fiction material? ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/64 "2010-02-01T05:01:43Z")
> [@Chicagojeff](#): > > The only objection i would have is the Rocky horror?? Really? I lost my actual virginity at a Rocky Horror showing. The movie drags a bit towards the end. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/65 "2010-02-01T11:01:30Z")
**Stauderhorse** – please post here, & tell us that your [del]fiends[/del] friends, the Sex Gargoyles, haven’t murdered you. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/66 "2010-02-01T14:08:52Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Desparation? I didn’t sense that. There is a difference between not having sex and being desparate to have sex. Exactly. She was more whatever than whoever & not looking for forever. > [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > **Stauderhorse** – please post here, & tell us that your [del]fiends[/del] friends, the Sex Gargoyles, haven’t murdered you. > Yet. Ditto. Girl, if you make us sit through a smirk-filled ‘48hrs’ diatribe from that reporter with the silver-blonde toupee about how “.. and none of her friends cared enough to check up on her”, we’ll never forgive you. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/67 "2010-02-01T14:30:30Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > (BTW, the OP has a pic in the SDMB gallery, and she has no reason to be “desperate”.) Seconded as to the OP’s hotness, but keep in mind that even hot chicks can have trouble getting laid. If anyone needs me, I’ll be looking for this mysterious cafe. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/68 "2010-02-01T14:44:31Z")
Whoa there, Jar-Jar. You’re not in this scene. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/69 "2010-02-01T17:20:57Z")
I just hope she hasn’t been frozen in carbonite. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/70 "2010-02-01T17:28:51Z")
“I love you… when you do that thing with your tongue.” “I know.” ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/71 "2010-02-01T22:23:34Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Whoa there, Jar-Jar. You’re not in this scene. Surely we can edit him in though with CGI, in a new 2010 version of Star Wars. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/72 "2010-02-02T00:54:23Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Seconded as to the OP’s hotness, but keep in mind that even hot chicks can have trouble getting laid. > > … What? Where? I’ve never heard that one before. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/73 "2010-02-02T06:03:27Z")
Hmmm…Thought we would have heard something by now. Maybe she’s mad at us for some reason. **Stauderhorse** , if you are upset for some reason, could you at least post something that says so, or start a pit thread, or do something to indicate that you’re still among us? Thx. ---
**Author:** ![ajb867](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f14d63/32.png) [@ajb867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ajb867)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/74 "2010-02-02T07:43:26Z")
While I didn’t get to tell you this was a bad idea, I do hope you are ok. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/75 "2010-02-02T09:35:03Z")
Or maybe she just doesn’t live to tell the internet her personal life? Let’s go with “too busy studying/having fun to post” than worry about anything untoward having happened, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/76 "2010-02-02T09:44:20Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > Or maybe she just doesn’t live to tell the internet her personal life? Perish the thought! ---
**Author:** ![Lunchy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Lunchy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lunchy)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/77 "2010-02-02T13:48:45Z")
Have fun with your chances of catching STD’s going up 200% in visit. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/78 "2010-02-02T14:15:20Z")
Pride & Propriety be damned, girl. Post something to let us know you aren’t being carved up for lunch-meat by ‘Donner, party of 2’. Even telling a Mod to close the thread will indicate you are still among the living. _Alison Dubois, suddenly sitting up in bed_ “Joe, I need to post on a website…” ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/79 "2010-02-02T14:17:37Z")
> [@Lunchy](#): > > Have fun with your chances of catching STD’s going up 200% in visit. I don’t claim to be a maths savant or anything, but wouldn’t that be a 100% increase? From one to two is double, or 100%. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949/80 "2010-02-02T14:23:03Z")
Psst… there are two additional participants in a threesome. She’s had sex with one person already, so adding two more is a 200% increase. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-guess-im-having-a-threesome/526949.md?page=5)