# So I just got married!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579 "2019-09-20T19:25:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/1 "2019-09-20T19:25:21Z")

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I met the love of my life about two and a half years ago and today we were married. Small ceremony just at a Courthouse for various boring reasons but I am the luckiest guy in the world!

Yay!

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**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/2 "2019-09-20T19:44:48Z")

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Congratulations! Small weddings rock.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/3 "2019-09-20T19:50:47Z")

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Congrats and best of luck.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/4 "2019-09-20T19:52:46Z")

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Good lord, man, why?!?!

J/K - Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/5 "2019-09-20T19:56:27Z")

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Wow! Congrats!  
May you and the new Mrs.Quimby be very happy!

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**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/6 "2019-09-20T20:01:34Z")

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So this is your wedding night (afternoon) and you’re busy posting on the Dope?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/7 "2019-09-20T20:02:12Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/8 "2019-09-20T20:03:56Z")

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You’ve said your, “I dos”. Congrats. Now start practicing your, “Yes, dears”.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/9 "2019-09-20T20:06:32Z")

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Congratulations to the happy couple!

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/10 "2019-09-20T20:51:18Z")

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my condolences and congratulations:D

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**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/11 "2019-09-20T22:15:03Z")

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I wish you much happiness, and (if technically possible) several little Quimbies to follow. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Teddie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Teddie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teddie)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/12 "2019-09-20T22:42:49Z")

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Many congratulations to you!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/13 "2019-09-21T03:52:53Z")

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Congrats to you both!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/14 "2019-09-21T04:03:34Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/15 "2019-09-21T05:08:20Z")

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Congratulations! It warms my heart you were able to marry the love of your life, and since it’s my birthday, I’ll never forget your anniversary! Best wishes for much happiness!

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/16 "2019-09-21T09:30:43Z")

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Yay!Congrats!  
:throws rice:

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/17 "2019-09-21T09:58:35Z")

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Congratulations and wishes for multitudionous happiness.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/18 "2019-09-21T10:59:13Z")

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Mazal tov!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/19 "2019-09-21T12:51:40Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You’ve said your, “I dos”. Congrats. Now start practicing your, “Yes, dears”.

Also, if I may add a piece of advice given to me by my best friend on my own wedding day, which has served me well these past 28 years: _Never_ call her a bitch.

Congrats **Quimby**!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-just-got-married/840579/20 "2019-09-21T13:45:48Z")

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Mazel tov, and may you have many anniversaries.

Not to insult you, but nowadays when people tell me they got married, the first thought in my head is: to a man or a woman? These days, you cannot be sure, and it’s a great thing.

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