# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/181 "2000-09-27T15:46:12Z")
I guess we’ll have to find new men to wander around Dublin with. :::shrugs::: So, what do you want for dinner? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/182 "2000-09-27T16:20:10Z")
Dub to Edmonton it is… let’s party. I know a few Canadian hunks who would be delited to participate… flicka flicka ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/183 "2000-09-27T16:24:55Z")
**Sue** , bring the hunks on. 😃 Flicka Flicka! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/184 "2000-10-06T07:19:24Z")
one more week, ladies and gentlemen… one more week… bwahahahahhahahhaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! \*little pinky to mouth So, what are the finalised plans so far? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/185 "2000-10-06T07:37:28Z")
Thursday: We meet for dinner at the Avalon House at 7 in the lobby. So far, it looks like it will be me, The Evil Anne, Isabelle, S. Norman, and The Trions. Twistycakes will pick the restaurant, as well as the tab. 😉 At Nine-ish we will head to the Odeon and meet the rest of the gang. 10:45 we will leave the Odeon to go to bed early, so we’ll have energy for the famous Dublin wool market. Friday 5:30 am - Dublin Wool Market, woohoo! Ouch - Stop hitting me Twistycakes! Your wee little hands are stingy! Seriously, Friday - Undisclosed time, we meet up for touring. Perhaps we can have a famous Irish breakfast? Twistycakes will be our official tour guide, and Yoji will be the official eye-candy. 🙂 Friday Evening - Dinner at Yoji’s! I will be making something vaguely Tex-Mex. There will also be car racing and other fun events. Saturday - More touring! Saturday Night - Pub crawl? Sunday - All the Continentals leave - Ireland breathes easy again. Wow, we’ve got quite a weekend planned! I hope y’all can keep up with me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/186 "2000-10-06T08:02:17Z")
The Dinner on thursday will more than likely be at the Mongolian Barbeque, so if anyone has any aversions to tearing meat off live animals while wearing animal skin and taking over China, raise your hand now. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/187 "2000-10-06T09:06:45Z")
That’s the first time I’ve been called eye candy. I quite like it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/188 "2000-10-06T09:08:47Z")
Which reminds me, since I am too lazy to look his e-mail up currently (plus, je suis at die Arbeit): Yojimbo, what sort of stuff do I need to bring along? - Sleeping bag? - Pillow? - Clean underwear? [sub]\* Lube? _wink wink_ :D[/sub] - Professional Scalectrix Racing Gloves? I’ve got the Rush CD’s and the Stroopwafels lined up already. Will yo be picking me up at the airport, BTW? It’s no prob for me to find it by myself, I’ll just kick the shit out of the first leprachaun that crosses my path and tell him to take me to your place. But just in case that won’t work 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/189 "2000-10-06T09:15:21Z")
And while we’re at it, what am I bringing? So far, I’ve got one bottle of Jack Daniels & Toblerones. Anything else? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/190 "2000-10-06T09:24:37Z")
A sleeping bag would be handy. You can bring lube if you want. I can use it to help remove your head from a wall if you come near me with it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/191 "2000-10-06T09:40:19Z")
BTW, Friday night will be the DubDope Grand prix, right? I’ll bring my guitar. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/192 "2000-10-06T09:44:01Z")
BTW, is that Micilin waster going to be there? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/193 "2000-10-06T09:44:07Z")
Needless to say, I was kidding about the lube, yojimbo. We all know you like it rough 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/194 "2000-10-06T10:29:56Z")
I hope the plans don’t change, because I leave Sunday and once in Ireland, I won’t be checking my email on a regular basis. > [@](#): > > Sunday - All the Continentals leave - Ireland breathes easy again Don’t be so sure about that. I’ll still be around until the 23rd. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/195 "2000-10-06T10:37:58Z")
Globie, you’re no _Continental_. You’re a _Colonial_ 😃 Tater’s gotta watch her step as well, but at least she lives on The Continent. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/196 "2000-10-06T10:51:44Z")
**Micilin** will be there and on Thurs. aswell probably accompanied by the beautiful Bernie. A poster called **Pergau** who **micilin** and I know well IRL said he might turn up aswell. So we’ll make Fri. definite. My house good food lots of drink and no bedtime. I’ll have music and the little cars ready to go and probably a Bill Hicks/Billy Connelly Video for light relief (bring on the jokes 😉 ) A certain beastie boys song comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/197 "2000-10-06T10:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > A certain beastie boys song comes to mind. Sabotage? 😃 That’s not it? Seemed appropriate. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/198 "2000-10-06T10:56:52Z")
All together now! **NO… SLEEP… TILL DUBLIN!!!** Wrong song? Getoudahere! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/199 "2000-10-10T12:41:28Z")
2 days to go. WOOHOO. Is there anything anybody needs to know? Coldy I will be meeting you. I’ve arranged for my housemate to drive me out. So we can head straight into town in his car. He’ll leave your stuff back in the house. Or do you want to go back to the house to shower, shit and shave? Does everyone that asked for contact no.'s ( tater and Coldy) still have them ? This should be a class wkend. 😃 I’m heading out now and will be bac in about 3/4 hours when I will check here again. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/200 "2000-10-10T13:02:33Z")
Superb, I’m gonna be picked up!! Yojimbo, I’ll try to be presentable upon arrival so we won’t need a shit/shower/shave session in between, although after 3 hours on a plane it WOULD be nice to fresh up quickly, I guess. Is it a big bother to make the detour? And you’re not taking the car into town, are ya? We’ve got some serious drinking to do, man 😉 BTW, I assume you will be sporting a red carnation, for recognition purposes? I’ll be the guy reading the Daily Mail 😃 I think I still have the contact numbers, but I’ll check tonight when I get home. If not, I’ll send you an e-mail. I’m packing a sleeping bag and a pillow - will that suffice? Note to self: buy 20 packs of Stroopwafels 😛 And bring Rush CD’s! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=11)