# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/21 "2000-09-19T11:58:15Z")
Friendship would be dancing for us, but I digress. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/22 "2000-09-19T11:59:35Z")
wasnt the whole “statue-love” done in a thread recently? I’d bet you still have the page in your favourites Coldy! ---
**Author:** ![micilin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@micilin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/micilin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/23 "2000-09-19T12:04:17Z")
Coldfire, careful with Molly, you don’t want to catch any, ahem, ‘social’ diseases. 😉 On a side note, the Corrs were once supposed to do an official opening type thing at my job. Guess who was the only one to turn up? (This was a year ago, and I still can’t let it go, dammit) ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/24 "2000-09-19T12:04:48Z")
That was modelled before the fever took hold. The little mo-mo’s are prep’d and ready to roll 😃 A wkend on the batter, my liver(god bless it, I treat it sooo badly) hurts at the thought. There will be drunken updates brodcast live from the Grand Prix folks so stay tuned. btw Coldie since you got all constructive on my ass my backspace key has never had so much abuse. Git 😉 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/25 "2000-09-19T12:06:47Z")
You’ll all be pleased to know I’m avidly practicing jigging up and down with arms firmly pinned to my sides in the hope I can make it. It’s not pretty yet but I’m optimistic. And the horizontal jigging is also coming along nicely although I don’t want to peak to early – what night is yojimbo introducing the Corrs to the Dopers ? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/26 "2000-09-19T12:09:48Z")
Statue love? Twisty, I think you’re talking about [this chick](http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/explan.html), right? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/27 "2000-09-19T12:14:12Z")
Coldy, knowing your sick fetishes I’m too scared to check that link.:o could someone else click on it and tell me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/28 "2000-09-19T12:15:30Z")
wrong smiley! I wanted the one that looked like it was being branded for having hypothermia ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/29 "2000-09-19T12:18:02Z")
:eek: Does that mean she’s gonna come here now like she did at Opals? Oh well, bed time for bonzo as I’m in work in 6hrs. Have a good day fighting ignorance or just talking bollocks, whatever mood takes you. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/30 "2000-09-19T15:00:14Z")
Yojimbo, I would hope she dosent come here… ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/31 "2000-09-20T10:57:30Z")
Yipee! My ticket came in the mail today, so nothing is holding me back now. **Important reminder** - Every Doper who wants a postcard needs to send your name & address to Twistycakes or myself(I know most of you don’t trust him) by Wednesday, October 8. We’ve got a special treat for all those who apply, remember how at CopeDope we took the time to jointly compose and sign each and every postcard? Well, we’re not doing that shit this time, it interfered too much with the beer drinking. What we’re doing this time is much, much better… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/32 "2000-09-20T11:06:07Z")
my email address is [thecatinthehat99@yahoo.com](mailto:thecatinthehat99@yahoo.com) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/33 "2000-09-20T11:36:25Z")
Ok, let me be the one to ask the hard-hitting questions. So, it’s the Odeon, correct? What time? Will we be eating there? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/34 "2000-09-20T11:41:52Z")
Tater wants to go and eat fish and chips, a delacacy in these parts 😉 so we could eat before we go to the Odeon. I’m not too sure what time we could meet at, but I would say around 9ish would suffice ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/35 "2000-09-20T11:43:01Z")
thats is to say, we could go to the odeon at 9-ish, we could arrange a time to meet and eat before that. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/36 "2000-09-20T11:43:05Z")
Last I heard, we’re all on our own as far as dinner is concerned. John has offered to escort us Hostel Folks to dinner at about 7-ish. We’re gonna have a swell time! I’m arriving at 2:45, so I’ll meet you at the Hostel. Don’t worry about meeting me there when I first arrive, I’ll just go shopping or something until you get back from your day’s excursions. And GlobeGirl: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/37 "2000-09-20T11:44:52Z")
How about Trion and his wife? Will they be joining us? Well, somebody’s gotta ask these questions. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/38 "2000-09-20T11:45:23Z")
I don’t have to eat fish and chips on that particular night…might be better to have something less pukable. 🙂 Are you sure there’s enough food to feed us, John, I’ve been reading “Angela’s Ashes” to prepare for my trip and… OUCH! Stop beating on me with that potato! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/39 "2000-09-20T11:46:34Z")
My previous post was supposed to read : “Will Trion and his wife be joining us for dinner?” We all know he’ll be drinking with us. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/40 "2000-09-20T11:47:17Z")
They can come, too, as long as they’re not all smoochy and stuff. 😃 If he doesn’t wander on in here, I’ll e-mail Trion and ask. I’ll send him a map to our hostel, too, it’s probably the most logical meeting place. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=3)