# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/61 "2000-09-21T07:54:12Z")
That’s perfect. I’ve never been to any of those places. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/62 "2000-09-21T08:04:06Z")
So it’s going to be me, you, Globiegirl, FoGlobie, ColdClogs, S. Norman, and Twistycakes going around town. Sweet. What about Duke and micillin? Will they be coming, too? And Ruadh? (although I think that out of all of us, she’s the one most likely to have a life). Glee, are you coming? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/63 "2000-09-21T08:10:07Z")
still 0 on the postcard list! If it was a Whiskey List my mailbox would be full! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/64 "2000-09-21T08:27:53Z")
That’s cause you didn’t make a separate thread for it, ya doofus! Just buried it in here along with the rest of our junk. Or maybe everybody just hates us…could be. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/65 "2000-09-21T08:53:46Z")
I said that I’m not making another thread before the event.😉 I dont want to end up in Coldy’s Constructive critism thread again! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/66 "2000-09-21T08:58:00Z")
I’ll start it! I don’t care what Mr. Pompous KaseKopf has to say about me…I’m already going to Tae Kwon Do his cheesy head up and down Temple Bar. He called me and GlobieGirl a bad name, the nerve of him! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/67 "2000-09-21T09:09:29Z")
I’ll have to challenge him to a game of either Roshambo or Drunken Bitch Slap for your honour! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/68 "2000-09-21T09:33:45Z")
Drunken Bitch Slap, please. And Twisty? These women are gossiping behind our back. I mean Globie and tater. And when I complained about it, tater became all ghetto style “I’m gonna bust yo’ass” - that sort of thing. I nearly shit my pants, I tell you. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/69 "2000-09-21T09:40:05Z")
Witty social commentary, my dear; please get it straight. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/70 "2000-09-21T09:43:51Z")
please tell me there should have been a smiley in that last post Tater, or am I going to have to punish the pair of you for not playing nice? I can always turn this thread right around mister! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/71 "2000-09-21T09:44:29Z")
Like I told you last night: it’s only witty when people LAUGH 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/72 "2000-09-21T09:49:50Z")
Oh, we only had nice things to say about you, John, and Yojimbo and Ruadh and Trion and Mrs. Trion, and Spiny Norman and Micillin and Duke and Friend of Globie. And Coldie, one of these days we’ll have to send you the complete transcript of our little talk. 😉 After the statute of limitations runs out, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/73 "2000-09-21T10:24:24Z")
Happy birthday, John! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/74 "2000-09-21T11:18:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Oh, we only had nice things to say about you, John, and Yojimbo and Ruadh and Trion and Mrs. Trion, and Spiny Norman and Micillin and Duke and Friend of Globie. > \*\* Suuuuuuuuuure. I wanna know exactly what’s been said about me behind my back. And about the Mrs. too. Guys - I think we need to start gossiping among ourselves. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/75 "2000-09-21T11:23:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Guys - I think we need to start gossiping among ourselves. What do you mean, “start” ? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/76 "2000-09-21T11:31:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Suuuuuuuuuure. I wanna know exactly what’s been said about me behind my back. And about the Mrs. too. > > Guys - I think we need to start gossiping among ourselves. I think the Mrs. is purty. 🙂 Too bad y’all have to leave so soon, I bet she’d make a great addition to our hostel slumber party. Poor Norman…I hope we don’t wipe him out with all the estrogen. Oh well, he survived CopeDope relatively unscathed. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/77 "2000-09-21T11:34:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Poor Norman…I hope we don’t wipe him out with all the estrogen. Oh well, he survived CopeDope relatively unscathed. Are you kidding? The other males of DubDope will envy him! I hope, anyway. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/78 "2000-09-21T11:36:34Z")
Especially when they find out I’m going to wear my Polizei jammies! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/79 "2000-09-21T11:37:52Z")
Envy him? Think again. While Norman is pillowfighting the Bitches of the SD, Yojimbo, Duke, myself and no doubt a few more lads will be racing the Drunk Irish Scalectrix Grand Prix. No bloody contest, my dear. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/80 "2000-09-21T11:39:07Z")
I wonder would he swap? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=5)