# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/81 "2000-09-21T11:39:17Z")
I guess that’s OK. Why do I feel like I’m not being told _everything_? 😉 Happy Birthday John! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/82 "2000-09-21T11:41:37Z")
Maybe Mrs. T will fill you in on all the restroom talk. Of course, then we’d have to kill her…😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/83 "2000-09-21T11:42:06Z")
true, true. Why would we want to watch a group of scantily clad ladies mock fighting when we could be watching 4 inch electric powered model racing cars going around a figure of 8 racetrack for hours on end? I know where I’ll be! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/84 "2000-09-21T11:43:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > \*\*I wonder would he swap? \*\* Come to the dark side, yojimbo! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/85 "2000-09-21T11:49:24Z")
Does the Jedi mind trick work on underwear? if so I’m there 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/86 "2000-09-21T11:52:13Z")
Underwear? Who the hell wears that stuff anyway? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/87 "2000-09-21T11:52:26Z")
If only… I definitely have to try the Jedi Mind trick on some poor unsuspecting lady. heh heh heh ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/88 "2000-09-21T12:36:13Z")
Sorry, Yojimbo, but it just wouldn’t be right for me to abandon the Lady Dopers. Especially after reading Globe-trotter’s latest mail, I’ve come to realise where I belong. Guys, you just go ahead and have your fun, I’ll be there in spirit, while I keep an eye on on the Dopers of the fairer sex. Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/89 "2000-09-21T12:57:53Z")
Thanks for the address info. This solves a problem I’m having with our lousy database program, namely that adding “Co Dublin” to a Dublin address results in: Dublin Co Dublin 2 (or whatever) Irish Republic I’m sure the rest of the college will mope about it, but I’M IN CHARGE OF THE DATABASE NOW, DAMMIT!!! Er, sorry about that. Anyway. Slot cars–looking forward to it, but seems like there may be other fun to be had. There may be a technical hitch with my passport, but I’m sure I can get it sorted out, it’s just a bit of good old English bureaucracy. Wow, DubDope less than a month away. Can’t wait. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/90 "2000-09-21T13:10:28Z")
So who do I have to email to get a postcard from you crazy kids? I want to add to my collection of Doper cards! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/91 "2000-09-21T13:21:40Z")
You will mail tatertot. Oh yes you will. you will send beer to the Dupdope ok, you can mail me if you wish [thecatinthehat99@yahoo.com](mailto:thecatinthehat99@yahoo.com) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/92 "2000-09-21T13:23:29Z")
Besides, Norman couldn’t possibly swap…I’m bringing his PimpHat. 😃 Postcard requests go to Twisty, his address is somewhere upthread. We’re making special, limited edition Doperfest 2000 postcards, so you’d better act now. Supplies are limited. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/93 "2000-09-21T13:31:19Z")
Here is a small sample. By Anonymous, of course. 😛 \> Tee Hee…I got this mental image of Coldie sitting alone in Yojimbo’s den \> playing cars all by himself. In his Rush underoos. Pouting, of course. I love that big goofball. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/94 "2000-09-21T13:34:39Z")
Rush underoos?? I guess that’s something you can’t pick up at the softer side of Sears. Again! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/95 "2000-09-21T15:37:58Z")
Blooming heck! I take time off to sleep, and this thread sprouts like ‘Guy Stuff’. (Homer Simpson voice: ‘Mmmmm - Guy Stuff!’) Anyway I’m crestfallen, because it’s obviously going to be great (and you’ll all find out what tatertot does for a living), but: - it’s in term time - the Headmaster already gave me a (paid) week off this term so I don’t think I can come :mad: Still who’d want to come to meet C_ldf_re, who thinks this particular Englishman lives in Scotland (hey, do I say you’re from Belgium 😃 ). Insert Irish poem / drinking song here … ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/96 "2000-09-21T16:19:19Z")
Whoops! Sorry about the mix-up, Jock. _ducks and runs_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/97 "2000-09-21T17:45:17Z")
pssst, Glee, since I like ya, I’ll give you a link to my primary job. [Tracy’s Day Job](http://www.theonion.com/onion3208/sexforsecurity.html) I’m kind of liking keeping my new job a not so secret secret for now…😉 ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/98 "2000-09-21T20:12:47Z")
Coldfire, I’m torn between ‘that’s OK, nobody can name 10 famous Belgians’ and ‘how can you do this to a (English)man who wrote some CORRECT DUTCH on the board’ - which would make you feel guiltier? 😛 tatertot, that was a brilliant link! I’m sorry I can’t meet you this time, but I can’t put the 2nd best job in the world at risk (see, I believe you’ve got no. 1). ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/99 "2000-09-21T20:28:21Z")
I wish you could make it, too. Maybe next time? [sub]Oh, and my new job is translating French porn films into English for export to America. Your job is loads more important, though.[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/100 "2000-09-21T22:34:36Z")
glee, Tally-ho chap, bottoms up and all that. Top of the morning me lad. Kettle’s on, fancy a cupper? Hope that helps. Oh, and I’d feel more guilty if you referred to your Dutch skills 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=6)