# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/101 "2000-09-21T23:03:09Z")
tatertot You said ‘I wish you could make it, too. Maybe next time?’ Absolutely! I do have long holidays (and I know how to ask for a train ticket in Dutch _= Coldfire prod_) so keep me in mind. You said ‘Oh, and my new job is translating French porn films into English for export to America. Your job is loads more important, though.’ Whooaaa! I asked 477 (male) pupils which of our jobs was more important. 472 said yours; the other 5 looked rather thoughtful. As for your job: keep it up! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/102 "2000-09-22T07:45:19Z")
> [@](#): > > As for your job: keep it up! glee, She’s doing that for multitudes of American males at the moment!😉 OW!! ARRGGGGHH!! Tater! that hurt! _dodging rocks_ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/103 "2000-09-22T08:22:37Z")
Damnit! I earn an honest living and I deserve respect for it! Would you please explain to me what is so funny about being a porno translator? Personally, I consider myself a cultural ambassador…building a bridge of good will between France and the States. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/104 "2000-09-22T08:50:43Z")
Yeah right Tater. What WOULD be cool if we did cheesy Anglo-french accent dubbed versions of French porn movies at the DupDope gathering, especially after a Guinness or 10. “Cum eer my leetle sherry. Ai weel tayk yoo up zee butt now” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/105 "2000-09-22T10:18:27Z")
Tater, if you need help with the translation, you know who to ask. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/106 "2000-09-22T10:27:55Z")
Don’t forget to take lots of pictures. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/107 "2000-09-22T12:05:06Z")
**GlobeMoose** , as soon as the first one is done, I’ll ship it to Toronto…for our plan, ya know. 🙂 **Coldy** , I am holding the tapes hostage until I get my Stroopwafels. **Silo** , tell ya what, you buy the film, and I’ll split the blackmail with you 50/50. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/108 "2000-09-22T12:20:24Z")
what on earth are you planning Tater? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/109 "2000-09-22T13:30:48Z")
Why, I’m going to balckmail you, John. Did you really need to ask? When I said I was going to get revenge on your company, did you think I was joking? I figure, that if I balckmail you for enough money, you’ll be forced into embezzling funds. It’d suck if you got caught, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take. 😉 Seriously, I came up with a brilliant plan to help Moosie with a little problem. I really ought to go into the plans business, dontcha think? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/110 "2000-09-22T13:37:59Z")
I’m beginning to feel like Frankenstein’s monster. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/111 "2000-09-22T14:07:43Z")
Oh please, please, please tell me you will have a Part II while I am in Europe next April!?!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/112 "2000-09-22T15:11:19Z")
Diane, of course we are! Do we need an excuse anymore? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/113 "2000-09-22T15:38:37Z")
Wa-Hooooooo! 😃 I will let you know exact dates that I will be there. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/114 "2000-09-23T04:40:31Z")
Diane, are you going to Ireland before or after Germany? ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/115 "2000-09-24T17:33:57Z")
For the visiting Dopers… [this article](http://www.irelandonsunday.com/current/columns/article.tmpl%24showpage?ps=317873284517093) tells you pretty much everything you need to know about Ireland, #20 being particularly accurate 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/116 "2000-09-24T19:28:55Z")
1. Irish don’t live in mud-huts and there is no gold at the end of the rainbow. ☹ I was really looking forward to that pot of gold. I guess I’ll have to find another way to pay off my credit cards after this trip. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/117 "2000-09-24T20:58:33Z")
1. 60 mph is approx. 120 km/h… Sounds like my kind of land! Take the speedo inaccuracy into consideration, and you can drive 160 km/h while still within the limit 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/118 "2000-09-24T21:26:04Z")
I’m really psyched for this. My non-Doper friend is looking forward to meeting y’all as well. Obviously neither of us is sane. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/119 "2000-09-24T22:14:25Z")
Yo Twisty! Did you get my email with my address? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/120 "2000-09-24T22:31:13Z")
I can’t wait to meet your friend, either **Globegirl**! If she’s anything like you, I’m going to love her! We’re going to be the talk of that hostel, that’s for sure. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=7)