# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/121 "2000-09-24T22:36:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > **Silo** , tell ya what, you buy the film, and I’ll split the blackmail with you 50/50. \*\* Deal! Ooohhh, I love blackmail! 😛 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/122 "2000-09-25T13:23:28Z")
With all these threats of blackmail, and the now expected nefarious deeds being planned, I think it would be advisable to propose a “What happens in Dublin Stays in Dublin” pact… \*That sounds so ominous, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/123 "2000-09-25T13:28:07Z")
“We’ll always have Dublin” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/124 "2000-09-25T15:27:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*“We’ll always have Dublin” 😃 \*\* Now that would look great on a t-shirt! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/125 "2000-09-25T15:38:15Z")
So what are you three planning on _doing_ that you require a secrecy pact? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/126 "2000-09-25T15:47:48Z")
Tater, didn’t I send you that e-mail with the nefarious plan? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/127 "2000-09-25T15:53:26Z")
All scheming going on and I’m not part of it 😕 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/128 "2000-09-25T15:53:51Z")
Once again, I am left totally out of the loop! You know, I’m having second thoughts about going, you people are just too devious for l’il ol’ me. Anyone having a nice, wholesome midwest Doper’s meeting I can crash? Europe is just too _deviant_ for the likes of tatertot. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/129 "2000-09-25T15:55:39Z")
That’s okay, **Yojimbo** we’ll make our own scheme, and it’ll be far, far better than any scheme those three can cook up! That is if I don’t run screaming back to Kansas…frankly, I’m scared of all y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/130 "2000-09-25T15:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Anyone having a nice, wholesome midwest Doper’s meeting I can crash? Europe is just too _deviant_ for the likes of tatertot. \*\* _snicker_ This from someone who translates porn. 😃 You should know by now that there is _nothing_ wholesome about the SDMB. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/131 "2000-09-25T16:07:46Z")
Why **MoosieTrotter** whatever do you mean? Could you please explain, in detail? And _how_ would _you_ know about it? I think you’re just making shit up to look all cool and important and stuff. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/132 "2000-09-25T17:26:09Z")
WAH! I wish I could go… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/133 "2000-09-25T20:11:47Z")
My plane ticket arrived today, woohoo! I’m even more excited now. I didn’t think that was possible. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/134 "2000-09-25T20:25:30Z")
WooHoo, I got mine, too! And **S. Norman** has his. **Coldy** , are you set? **Duke**? Did we ever find out if **London Calling** was coming? I am so happy, today is such a great day! We’ve got so much to celebrate, as some of you already know. I am one happy, if left out of schemes, doper! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/135 "2000-09-25T21:22:11Z")
Got my ticket 2 weeks ago. But I’m flying Limey Air, so who knows what might happen between here and Dub 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/136 "2000-09-25T21:37:57Z")
**tatertot** : Don’t worry. I’m going to get there. Somehow. If the UK government lets me out of the country, that is. \ ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/137 "2000-09-25T21:43:25Z")
**Duke** , if you don’t mind me asking why wouldn’t they let you leave? Ummmm, you’re not a serial killer who goes after girls who are half-Korean and name themselves after potato foodstuffs and semi-work in the adult film industry are you? Just checking…😉 Oh, I do hope you can come! Let us know, okay? I need to know what size bottle of JD to bring to **Yojimbo’s**! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/138 "2000-09-25T22:08:04Z")
Tater, we were thinking along the lines of a jerry can size bottle 😃 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/139 "2000-09-25T22:23:32Z")
**Tatertot et al** I’m lurking but that’s about all – things ain’t looking good. Believe me, I’d love to make it… Still hoping. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/140 "2000-09-25T22:25:44Z")
**tatertot** : Nothing to do with criminal activity, just have to extend my visa at some point in October. The trouble is that, UK bureaucracy being what it is, they are changing the forms on October 16, and I don’t know if I will be able to turn in my extension on or after that date. I think it will be OK, but you never know with the IND… So you’re the half-Korean! What’s the other half? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710.md?page=8)