# So I married a teenage Dubdope thread: or Dubdope2000:the Tart with the Cart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710 "2000-09-19T11:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/161 "2000-09-27T04:34:41Z")
**Sue** , I wish you were coming, too. It’s not going to be the some without you. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/162 "2000-09-27T08:18:12Z")
Well, we could always get REALLY shitfaced and steal one of them Air Cunnilingus planes, and fly to Edmonton 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/163 "2000-09-27T08:29:54Z")
Cool! I’ve got dibs on the front left seat! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/164 "2000-09-27T08:36:50Z")
I want to be co-pilot. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/165 "2000-09-27T08:47:40Z")
Dangit! You go to take a bath and all of the cool jobs are taken. Guess I’ll have to be the flight attendant…but I’m going to be surly, I am. And none of this calling me “stewardess” either. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/166 "2000-09-27T11:17:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Well, we could always get REALLY shitfaced and steal one of them Air Cunnilingus planes, and fly to Edmonton 😃 \*\* wooooooohooooooooo now there’s an idea 😉 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/167 "2000-09-27T13:28:50Z")
I’d struggle with an imitation of a mincing, camp steward but I might redeem myself with a nice ‘I’m a little teapot’ interpretation of the “The Nearest Exit is…” dance. Can I nominate myself for senior trolly dolly ? Or maybe I could play the guitar like in Airplane! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/168 "2000-09-27T14:24:31Z")
So, Sue, looks like we have a plan. Ours will the 737 doing aerobatics. Could you fix us a place to land, or do we just ditch the plane in a lake and check if the seats really are flotation devices ? And don’t be so mad, tater - tell you what, we’ll let you do all the cool radio communication with the tower (and with the RCAF interceptors), how’s that ? (“Dope 1 to Tower: It’s 10006 miles to Edmonton. We’ve got a full load of fuel, half a pantry’s worth of booze, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses, over”) S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/169 "2000-09-27T14:28:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \* > **(“Dope 1 to Tower: It’s 10006 miles to Edmonton. We’ve got a full load of fuel, half a pantry’s worth of booze, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses, over”)** “Tower to Dope 1. _ **Hit it!** _” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/170 "2000-09-27T14:44:33Z")
Could y’all swing by DC on your way? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/171 "2000-09-27T14:50:06Z")
Spiny, we’re taking a detour. Load up some more booze 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/172 "2000-09-27T14:52:38Z")
Good thing I crept out of the plane in Dublin… 😉 Have fun, kids. I’ll hold the fort here. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/173 "2000-09-27T15:04:44Z")
Eeek, if **Moosie’s** staying who will I do the happy giggles dance with?!?! :::whine::: **Coldy** you work in a bank, can’t you just embezzle us some money to fly **Sue** over? I dare not leave **Globy** alone in Ireland, lest she steal all the cute guys. …Oops, I hear MisterTot’s key in the door, gotta run. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/174 "2000-09-27T15:20:41Z")
Three more days 'till my vacation. How can I be expected to work under these conditions? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/175 "2000-09-27T15:22:59Z")
Work? What’s that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/176 "2000-09-27T15:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Globe-trotter \* > \*\*I’ll hold the fort here. \*\* It’s not a Fort, it’s a Boeing. Now gimme the keys dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/177 "2000-09-27T15:29:48Z")
A de-tour to D-C ? ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/178 "2000-09-27T15:34:28Z")
Hey Coldie, get your hands of the keys - I called dibs on the front left seat first, so there! Right, kick the tires, light the fires, chocks away. Somebody do something constructive with the flaps and I’ll pull these levers in the middle. Could somebody please hum the theme from Top Gun ? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/179 "2000-09-27T15:38:18Z")
Pssst, **Globey** , I’ll bet ya $10 that those boys forgot to pack a map. Should we call for a rescue plane to be sent to Greenland before or after we’ve had our dinner? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-married-a-teenage-dubdope-thread-or-dubdope2000-the-tart-with-the-cart/33710/180 "2000-09-27T15:41:32Z")
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