# So I take her to see Passion of Christ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337 "2004-03-03T16:56:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/21 "2004-03-03T21:59:07Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > She _wanted_ to see it. I couldn’t have cared less. 1. There is a huge difference between “I took her to see ‘PotC’” and “Upon her request, I took her to see ‘PotC’”. I’m sure many would adjust their opinions with your clarifications. 2. Thank you for the proper use of “I couldn’t have cared less.” Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/22 "2004-03-03T22:14:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Zebra said: > So did you nail her? \*\* Sick, sick, sick. > [@](#): > > \*\*Kallessa said: > “Hey, I can see my house from up here!” \*\* You are SO going to Hell for that one. 😉 Remember - Jesus loves you, but He likes me best. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/23 "2004-03-03T22:21:46Z")
Thank you, **Casey** and **Munch**. And for the record, I wasn’t posting “just to make fun of her”. Everyone has said something that they later realized was silly or stupid. But that doesn’t mean you get to avoid ridicule when you do it. I always get a laugh when I tell people this one, so I felt like sharing it. I’ll probably tease her about it much more in the future. I mean… c’mon! The guy is supposed to be the Son of God… of course there’s going to be some supernatural stuff in the movie!! What could you possibly have been expecting!? As for the mood after the movie, it wasn’t an issue. We talked about different scenes for a little and then went back to her place. ; ) I am not religious, so it did not have a very overwelming emotional effect on me. Id talk a about it more, but I’d like to keep this in MPSIMS and not Cafe Society, so I won’t talk too much about how I felt about the movie. Anyway… on with the lame puns : D ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/24 "2004-03-03T22:39:19Z")
I can only think of two reasons for what she said. Either she’s being sarcastic, which definately makes her a keeper, or she really didn’t know that the movie was about a major plot element in a fairly popular religion, which means that she lives in a cave on Mars. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/25 "2004-03-03T23:56:41Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Remember - Jesus loves you, but He likes me best. 😛 I’ve heard that saying used by several people…funny thing is, they’ve all been murdered. Anyway, is that phrase famous? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/26 "2004-03-04T00:41:34Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#): > > I’ve heard that saying used by several people…funny thing is, they’ve all been murdered. > > Anyway, is that phrase famous? I saw it on a t-shirt in a catalog and thought it was funny. I was just being a smart-ass. Sort of like when kids say “Mom likes me best” to their siblings. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/27 "2004-03-04T01:08:17Z")
Well this is a little disturbing… I always thought you were a chick, **Bear\_Nenno**. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/28 "2004-03-04T02:25:40Z")
Remember that old Sunday School song? The one about the bear? The bear named Gladly? He was cross-eyed? ``` "Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear...." ``` ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/29 "2004-03-04T06:23:37Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > Well this is a little disturbing… I always thought you were a chick, **Bear\_Nenno**. Really? Was I at least a _hott_ chick? ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/30 "2004-03-04T07:28:50Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Not a date movie? Who should one see it with? Their rabbi? Somehow, this doesn’t strike me as such a hot idea either. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/31 "2004-03-04T07:34:40Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Really? Was I at least a _hott_ chick? Oh man, you were smokin’. I swear, you posted to a picture thread and I must have clicked your link thinking it was somebody else’s… somewhere out there there’s one stunning Dopette. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/32 "2004-03-04T15:09:03Z")
HA! Was it the bunny rabbit one? There was a chick wearing a bunny outfit and me just wearing bunny ears. LOL. It’s like that new movie EuroTrip, when he finds out his German pinpal is the hott chick in the picture, not the dude. I swear, I start one thread about how bad my period hurts and everyone thinks I’m a chick. I don’t get it! > [@Doghouse](#): > > Somehow, this doesn’t strike me as such a hot idea either. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SpacemanSpiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SpacemanSpiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpacemanSpiff)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/33 "2004-03-04T19:47:45Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Yeah… that’s exactly what I did. And then later, I took her to a stoning! She had to wear a beard for that though. All I said was “This piece of halibut is good enough for Jehovah!” All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/34 "2004-03-05T00:05:10Z")
**Bear\_Nenno** – you’re right, I was responding to something other than the point of your OP. My apologies. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/35 "2004-03-05T00:52:02Z")
From Letterman a couple weeks ago: I took Mom to see _The Passion_. About halfway through the movie, Mom turns to me and asks “David, when does the ship sink?” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/36 "2004-03-05T01:39:04Z")
> [@Slacker](#): > > Let he who is without sin… True anecdote: I was discussing this particular event from the bible with a friend of mine. She was telling me, “and THAT’s when he said, ‘let he who is without sin cast the first stone.’” I looked at her, and said, “so…he was saying ‘Me first?’” For some odd reason, we didn’t date too much longer after that. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/37 "2004-03-05T01:45:15Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > “Hey, I can see my house from up here!” This beats the one I had: “Hey, Jesus! Can you shift a little to the left? The signal’s getting weak again.” Or this one: “Alright, guys! Enough’s enough. If you don’t let me down, I’m gonna tell my dad!” Yeah, I’m going to hell. But, after reading this thread, I think I’ll have company. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/38 "2004-03-05T13:04:04Z")
I love a parade. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337/39 "2004-03-05T14:04:57Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So did you nail her? Imagining **Bear Nenno** at PotC with his date: “okay, so I kissed her during the flogging - does that mean I go for second base during the scourging?? Hmmm, when to grope, when to grope?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-take-her-to-see-passion-of-christ/232337.md?page=1)