# So I was eating my wife's pussy... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930 "2001-01-14T00:41:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/61 "2001-01-24T08:04:26Z")
When you have your partner’s head firmly clamped between your thighs, don’t be surprised when he (or she, as the case may be) can’t hear a damn thing you say. ---
**Author:** ![PepperJett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@PepperJett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PepperJett)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/62 "2001-01-24T09:05:54Z")
There are some us us guys who really like bushy and shaved is a bad word. Some call it a fetish, but that’s stupid. How is enjoying the natural hairy state of a womans vagina any more fetishistic than liking natural brunettes vs. bottle blondes ? Or natural brown eyes as opposed to contact-changed blue? Nature intended hair to be there and I say amen! Some crazy hair might be, uh, daunting, but a naturally hairy vagina is a real turn on. I once had a girlfriend who was very hairy (compared to other girls I’ve been with). She even had light, fine hair on the backs of her thighs and believe it or not I really was aroused by it. She was beautiful anyway, but that was cool. I vote for no shaving! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/63 "2001-01-24T18:53:38Z")
Gawd damned if [Dan Savage](http://avclub.theonion.com/savage.html) ain’t reading this thread. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/64 "2001-01-24T22:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Gawd damned if [Dan Savage](http://avclub.theonion.com/savage.html) ain’t reading this thread. \*\* That just about sums it up. You could say he had the job licked. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Noxxer2k3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/76d3ee/32.png) [@Noxxer2k3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noxxer2k3)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/65 "2003-04-01T08:24:44Z")
sooo… how many emails has **Nacho4Sara** gotten offering to “get together sometime” after this thread… _grins_ ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/66 "2003-04-01T08:45:40Z")
Probably one for every month that’s passed since this thread was last posted to, yo. ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/67 "2003-04-01T13:46:25Z")
1. Please do not take “sit on my face” literally. My face is not actually designed to bear your full weight. I will perform much better if my mouth is not mashed full open. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/68 "2003-04-01T14:30:04Z")
Good God. Thread from the Dead. ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/69 "2003-04-01T14:46:38Z")
And it smells funny. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/70 "2003-04-01T14:57:02Z")
Glazed doughnut, hehe. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/71 "2003-04-01T17:12:22Z")
You know, I almost hate to post to this thread and ruin the fact that there were **69** responses. Seemed appropriate somehow! 😉 Sorry, but I don’t like to kiss my hubby immediately after it’s over. If I wanted to eat pussy, I could find some, I’m sure, and I absolutely do not want to eat my own. 😃 I don’t know about growling, but when my hubby moans while giving me oral sex, the vibrations are extremely arousing! And **Gambit** , I can’t speak for other women, but I do like it when my husband gives me the old vaginal Frenchy. And for all the reasons you mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/72 "2003-04-01T17:31:16Z")
Best.Thread.Ever. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/73 "2003-04-01T18:08:57Z")
> [@](#): > > but I do like it when my husband gives me the old vaginal Frenchy. Oh my Christ, I think I just peed myself laughing at that phrase. Excellent work. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/74 "2003-04-01T18:22:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bricker \* > \*\*The key here, I think, is to keep in mind that, sadly, there is no one-size-fits-all method. What some women love, others like, others merely tolerate, and still others don’t enjoy. > > Any of the tricks and techniques mentioned above are worth trying… but you have to combine trying with _sensing_ how your lady is reacting. Mechanically trying the alphabet business is no good if it’s not producing a reaction. > > Listen and feel her slight motions, her shifts in breathing, the way she makes little noises under her breath… _those_ are the clues to what’s working and what isn’t, and it avoids putting her in ‘traffic cop’ mode: “Over to the right… right there… faster… faster…” While this thread’s still up, IMHO **Bricker** ’s post captured the essential lesson. Listen. Pay attention. File away those little clues so that they can add up from one lovemaking session to the next. Nothing could be simpler, if it just matters to you to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Aleq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@Aleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aleq)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/75 "2003-04-01T18:32:39Z")
Sorry, but I think the current craze for shaved pussy is kinda icky. I refuse to shave mine off, it’s cold and bumpy and itches like crazy and razor burn hurts and makes me hate the idea of having a guy (with stubble issues of his own, usually) put his face or anything else on it. Besides, if the guy is doing even a fairly good job my knees are so far apart he has to travel a long way in either direction to get to the fuzzy parts. And the fuzz is there to let him know where it’s okay to use his teeth… And lest I be accused of prima donna-ism, I’ve munched out on both the shaved and unshaved varieties and I’d rather eat the fuzzy ones by a long shot. I don’t like stubble on my tongue, and the fur keeps the juicy stuff right where it belongs, in the middle. Otherwise, the juice goes everywhere and it’s a big old mess… And guys who like having their dicks treated like a big clit are a bunch of fun, too. I don’t like men who think a mouth and throat are identical in stress tolerances to a pussy–that’s just iggerant! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/76 "2003-04-01T18:51:19Z")
**Aleq** , perhaps you’d consider a Brazilian…? Its not all gone…just the sides that irritate cheeks during. ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930/77 "2003-04-01T18:59:24Z")
Ahhh. Shaved, Brazilian, Neatly Trimmed, Bikini Wax, Bushy, Funky Designs… I like 'em most any way they cum. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-eating-my-wifes-pussy/49930.md?page=3)