# So, I was fucking my boyfriend the other day... (sex in non-sex related topics) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204 "2009-02-03T02:35:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/41 "2009-02-03T08:52:55Z")
> [@stucky](#): > > Jamicat…You’re good. Didn’t you write for the Seinfeld show? No… But I did sleep in a Best Western ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/42 "2009-02-03T09:09:54Z")
I beg to differ from the OP. I see the total opposite. WTF would she bring up sandwich spreads in a thread about sex? WTF is interested in sandwiches? I want to know about the sex! In juicy, dripping, detail. So, [tell me about the size of your girlfriend’s breasts and if she’s exciting in bed](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGtL3CmVtI). ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/43 "2009-02-03T09:13:22Z")
This thread is strangely exciting and full of new ideas. I hope I live long enough to try them all. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/44 "2009-02-03T09:23:09Z")
But, **sailor** , that’s my point! You want to talk about fucking then make a thread about fucking! Don’t make a thread about sandwiches and put fucking into it, that just distracts from the fucking! Or from the sandwiches. The only time it would be appropriate would be if the thread were about fucking AND sandwiches! That is a thread I would gladly contribute to without complaint. But a thread about sandwiches with fucking just sort of half-assedly tacked onto the side is a disgrace. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/45 "2009-02-03T10:23:40Z")
I sense a possible new OW! internet meme here, but I’m unable to OW! articulate it properly right now because OW! my girlfriend’s anus keeps OW! clenching up really bad on me…OW! ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/46 "2009-02-03T10:36:52Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > I sense a possible new OW! internet meme here, but I’m unable to OW! articulate it properly right now because OW! my girlfriend’s anus keeps OW! clenching up really bad on me…OW! Here, get out of the way and let me try. You can go have a sandwich in the meanwhile. ---
**Author:** ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/47 "2009-02-03T10:57:23Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > ? > > What is the purpose of thinking about Jesus or a bible verse while masturbating? I thought it was to ponder the image of the Spirit coming over Mary, leading to the enigma of Immaculate Conception, wherein no one sleeps on the wet spot. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/48 "2009-02-03T11:07:33Z")
> [@Carson\_O\_Genic](#): > > I thought it was to ponder the image of the Spirit coming over Mary, leading to the enigma of Immaculate Conception, wherein no one sleeps on the wet spot. That’s a popular misconception (ha!). The Immaculate Conception is actually when she gets preggers from getting drilled in the butt. Plus sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/49 "2009-02-03T11:10:16Z")
Maybe every thread from here on out should have sandwiches and/or sex in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/50 "2009-02-03T12:24:45Z")
> [@seodoa](#): > > Maybe every thread from here on out should have sandwiches and/or sex in the OP. And oatmeal. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/51 "2009-02-03T12:35:26Z")
> [@Carson\_O\_Genic](#): > > I thought it was to ponder the image of the Spirit coming over Mary, leading to the enigma of Immaculate Conception, wherein no one sleeps on the wet spot. … I thought the Immaculate Conception was about Anne getting some from Joachim? No PBJ sandwiches were involved in Anne getting some from Joachim, given that there was no peanut butter in Israel at the time. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/52 "2009-02-03T13:01:28Z")
How about oatmeal, **Nava**? Please tell me Mary’s first foods included oats porridge stirred with Papa Jo’s member. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/53 "2009-02-03T13:02:16Z")
[QUOTE=CairoCarol] [QUOTE=seodoa] Maybe every thread from here on out should have sandwiches and/or sex in the OP. [/QUOTE] And oatmeal. [/QUOTE] with or without brown sugar on top? ---
**Author:** ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/54 "2009-02-03T13:47:28Z")
[QUOTE=Nava;10776806No PBJ sandwiches were involved in Anne getting some from Joachim, given that there was no peanut butter in Israel at the time.[/QUOTE] They used tahini. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/55 "2009-02-03T13:56:52Z")
While I was fucking all my bitches and hos, I noticed how Dopers tend to overuse the same joke. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/56 "2009-02-03T14:10:37Z")
While I was cornholing my cat, it struck me how cold it was outside, and I began to think this Global Warming thing might be overblown. It turns out, however, that my cat can’t be. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/57 "2009-02-03T14:11:23Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > While I was fucking all my bitches and hos, I noticed how Dopers tend to overuse the same joke. Yes, we do. Gotta kill it now before it has a chance to mature and ever be funny. We actually hate humor round these parts. ETA: Getting my cock sucked by a Portuguese wet nurse. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/58 "2009-02-03T14:24:37Z")
Speaking of sandwiches, I lived next door to Wilford Brimley as a young boy. Mom would let me go over and swim in his backyard pool for hours and hours. Sometimes he’d invite me into his house for “oatmeal”, which I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about, ever. I don’t want to talk about it. Also, grape jelly is probably the standard in a PB&J although my personal preference is apple. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/59 "2009-02-03T14:34:37Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > While I was fucking all my bitches and hos, I noticed how Dopers tend to overuse the same joke. Your attempt at humor is ill-timed. That joke is now officially old. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/60 "2009-02-03T14:44:30Z")
Funny, the other night my wife was telling me she had a headache and I immediately had this peanut butter and jelly thing all figured out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204.md?page=4)