# So, I was fucking my boyfriend the other day... (sex in non-sex related topics) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204 "2009-02-03T02:35:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/81 "2009-02-07T03:15:01Z")
> [@Jeff](#): > > And don’t even ask where he’s ‘adding’ that banana… Only works if you freeze the banana beforehand, and I’ve never been that big of a fan of Chilly Willy. ---
**Author:** ![imfloating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bc79bd/32.png) [@imfloating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imfloating)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/82 "2009-02-08T00:02:08Z")
> [@seodoa](#): > > I think oatmeal would be better. It’s warm, soft, and seems to demand that I stick my penis into it. I’ll stick with my porn flakes. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/83 "2009-02-08T07:30:31Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > There I was, jerking off in my hotel room, when **ExTank** got all judgmental. God I hate it when people are like that when I’m jerking off. > > -Joe I hope you were shouting “I’m masturbating like a mother fuck!” Just curious - are the sicknesses from peanut butter classified as STDs now? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/84 "2009-02-08T18:59:34Z")
I noticed something similar to this phenomenon in other venues. Message boards: “I don’t own a television, and …” (something completely unrelated to television) Radio talk shows: “I’m a black/gay man, and …” (something completely unrelated to race or sexual orientation) ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/85 "2009-02-08T19:11:52Z")
> [@PetW](#): > > Oh, and I typed this post after repeatedly slamming my penis in the car door. Damn, that bites. Can the body shop repair the damage your mighty penis did to the door, or will it have to be completely replaced? ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204/86 "2009-02-08T21:03:19Z")
i fully agree with the op. i’d write more, but it’s hard to type with one hand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-fucking-my-boyfriend-the-other-day-sex-in-non-sex-related-topics/484204.md?page=4)