# So I was looking at my razor…thinksnow rationalizes

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-looking-at-my-razor-thinksnow-rationalizes/64216 "2001-05-03T14:58:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-looking-at-my-razor-thinksnow-rationalizes/64216/61 "2001-06-25T13:46:36Z")

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\<coughcough\>  
Uh…well, yeah. Thank you, **BunnyGirl**.  
Just remember- free tours, but you must be:

_ **This Tall** _\_\_\_\_

(approx. 5’2")

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…to ride. As an added bonus, if you act now, you’ll receive a free massage\*. That’s right, all this _AND_ a massage for one low, low price.  
[sub]\*: clothing optional[/sub]

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-looking-at-my-razor-thinksnow-rationalizes/64216/62 "2001-06-25T14:12:47Z")

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I’m 5’4".  
::walks away whistling the chorus to Janet’s _All for You_:: 😃

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-looking-at-my-razor-thinksnow-rationalizes/64216/63 "2001-06-25T21:38:08Z")

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A light application of neosporin immediately after shaving alleviates a great deal of regrowth itch. Occasionally, if the weather is particularly hot, a reapplication on the second or third day might be warranted. (Please don’t ask how I know.)

Blushing,  
Abby

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