# So I Was Not Having Any Form of Sex Whatsoever... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140 "2001-01-15T14:15:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/41 "2001-02-23T21:28:16Z")
for those of you who have not seei it: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57124](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57124) why is this in the PIT? Cause we are not happy about it!!! Coldfire: Junglefuck-a-Go-go?? you’re evil and i like that in a person! ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/42 "2001-02-23T23:09:42Z")
Ahem. That was the other **Sofa King** referenced in the above-cited thread. That guy’s a lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/43 "2001-02-23T23:41:42Z")
It’s a month later, and I’ve joined the Coldfire camp! Now _ **I’m** _ in a long-distance relationship. (No, not with him, you schmuck.) Now _ **I** _ have periods of no sex whatsover for up to a week or two, interrupted by weekends of “having all forms of heterosexual sex known to man, JungleFuck-a-Go-Go Style”. Problem is, I’m enjoying JungleFuck-a-Go-Go so much, I’m putting myself into debt going where she is more often than expenses allow. Anyone want to buy a kidney? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/44 "2001-02-24T01:47:47Z")
You know who I hate? Evangelical virgins. You know the kind: fundies who are extra smug because they’ve never been laid and that, apparently, gets them into some sort of exclusive section of heaven. There was a group of them who’d show up on campus every monday for a semester, trying to win converts by extolling the virtues of blue-balls. And they were all fucking gorgeous, in a very blonde, master-race sort of way. Hated those bastards. Everytime I saw them, I felt like an Ethiopian at a convention of anorexics. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/45 "2001-02-24T02:41:51Z")
most excellent simile, nimune. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/46 "2001-02-24T03:26:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\*Am I the only one on the board who doesn’t have sex because I’ve chosen to save it for the person I marry? Other things go, but sex is a no-no for now. > \*\* Wow! That’s guts right there, sis. . . Like, wow. . . Props to you. But, you may ask yourself, “Tripler, how do you cope?” Simple! [ul] [li]War! (or training for it)[/li][li]Hockey![/li][li]Lotsa Beer![/li][li]Minor Construction and Demolition[/li][li]Quilting![/li][li]Blowing stuff up![/li][/ul] That’s how I deal with not getting any “happy” regularly. Notice the trend? Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/47 "2001-02-24T07:19:09Z")
**Tripler** , you wouldn’t happen to listen to GBH, would you? If you don’t, check out their early stuff; it will entertain you. My recommendations for weathering the sexual doldrums: - drink a lot of beer; - get out more often, and actually interact with people, no matter how shy you actually are–hence the beer; - face it, you wouldn’t be posting or reading here if you didn’t _kick some sort of serious ass at something_; this is not the kiddie pool of the thoughtless; chances are you have something on the ball, but you’re just not presenting it in the light of proper kick-assiveness; - masturbate at least _one more time_ than you really care to each day, until - you just don’t care anymore, or it starts to hurt. Once you don’t give a damn, the most wonderful, thoughtful, beautiful individuals will suddenly drop into your life and want to bed you and will get pissed if you try to pay for dinner or buy a Pussy Snorkel. I think it’s a Zen thing. Or a Joseph Heller thing. But it’s a real thing, whatever it is, and it is an attractive state of mind. ---
**Author:** ![WhiteRaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@WhiteRaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteRaven)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/48 "2001-02-24T10:34:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gambit \* > \*\*I wouldn’t know where to begin responding to this thread if I tried. LOL > > What about reformed virgins? I lost mine at fifteen, kept right on humping until I was eighteen or so, and then just stopped (by choice) for five years. Does that count? > > skarpallu: I know JUST what you feel like. It especially sucks when you know you’ve already met the right one but can’t have them. \*\* Only 6 more months untill I reach that 7 year mark. So yeah, Im sort of a reformed virgin. =) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/49 "2001-02-24T16:36:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sofa King \* > \*\ ***Tripler** , you wouldn’t happen to listen to GBH, would you? > \*\* GBH? Not a clue. Who are they? In any case, it’s been so long, I think **li’l Tripler** wouldn’t know what to do any more. I certainly don’t remember what it’s like, so I ain’t missing it too much. And I do kick ass at something. I’m just not sure what it is. Tripler Perhaps beer consumption? ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140/50 "2001-02-25T05:27:38Z")
Oh, how embarassing. I was thinking of that song by The Exploited, not GBH. “Sex and Violence.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-not-having-any-form-of-sex-whatsoever/50140.md?page=2)