# So I was sucking my husband's dick... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2001, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838 "2001-01-13T08:21:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/41 "2001-01-14T06:21:04Z")
I miss giving head to some extent. I guess this is why I actually did consider giving my friend’s ex head at one point in time. Hmmmm, I might be able to do this soon considering all the social things I’ve set myself up for next month. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/42 "2001-01-14T08:05:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*He kicked my ass in a game of strip-darts. I didn’t have any clothes left to take off, so had to resort to sexual favors. \*\* _Looks at **Sue Duhnym’s** picture on the people pages_ _recalls that **GolfWidow** also says that she plays darts_ _decides that there’s more to this “darts” thing that meets the eye_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > \*\*Hi Kelli! > (snip) > What’s your sign? \*\* Presumably it’s not “Open Trench” _fleeing_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/43 "2001-01-14T10:43:12Z")
Mmmm… sucking **Sue** ’s husband’s dick… Er, um, I mean - d’oh! :eek: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/44 "2001-01-14T14:16:39Z")
er… ducklips? You obviously give exceedingly excellent head. It would seem you have scrambled your husbands brains. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/45 "2001-01-14T14:28:01Z")
Duck lips, the funniest thing I’ve read in the Pit in a while. **Sue** , you give the best a… mind pictures.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/46 "2001-01-14T15:03:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stoidela \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > > \*\*Ahh, marriage. 🙂 I haven’t given a blow job in years! 😃 \*\* > > That’s a good thing? Somehow I doubt that your hubby is all that jazzed about it. Sorry, Opal, but you are apparantly the girl that’s giving the rest of us a bad name! > > stoid \*\* \*\* Stoidela \*\*, not to speak for Opal or her hubby, but not \*\* all men \*\* are into getting blow jobs. While the LIONsob enjoys giving women oral sex, he is not into receiving it. That’s just how he is. Any woman he has ever been involved with long term has has confirmed that for me when I asked. And yes I asked because at first I thought it was because I didn’t do something right. But he actually just never been into it , beyond maybe using that as a jump start . I figure I am one of the luckiest women alive. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/47 "2001-01-14T18:03:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > \*\*He kicked my ass in a game of strip-darts. I didn’t have any clothes left to take off, so had to resort to sexual favors. \*\* > > _Looks at **Sue Duhnym’s** picture on the people pages_ > > _recalls that **GolfWidow** also says that she plays darts_ > > _decides that there’s more to this “darts” thing that meets the eye_ > > \*\* You’re on to me now DRY. Think they’ll ever make this a new Olympic event? ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/48 "2001-01-14T18:40:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > Okay, I have nothing else to contribute to this thread, **because I have qualms about TMI.** Man, you are a completely different woman when you’re sober. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/49 "2001-01-14T19:37:19Z")
For the love of GOD (or at least for the love of us and our head-giving skills) CLEAN THAT THING! And no, wiping it with a damn cloth for 5 seconds is not cleaning it. That thing has been locked up all day in a very small, very damp closet. How do you think YOU would smell and taste after a day of that?? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/50 "2001-01-14T22:30:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brunetter \* > And no, wiping it with a damn cloth for 5 seconds is not cleaning it. That thing has been locked up all day in a very small, very damp closet. How do you think YOU would smell and taste after a day of that?? \ Will whipped cream work? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/51 "2001-01-14T23:58:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Man, you are a completely different woman when you’re sober. Hey! I have NO idea what you’re talking about. I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t there, I wasn’t even in New York. I was at the mall. Oh, I forgot about the pictures! Damn! You and I are gonna have to have a little talk, Fiance Dearest, about what exactly I said to you that night. I remember the dancing, the kissing, the engagement, and the back rub, but not any conversation. It’s sort of like a blurry Super 8 film at this point! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/52 "2001-01-15T01:07:02Z")
Psst! If it’s hte same as what you were saying LATER, Sara, then I can help ya out… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/53 "2001-01-15T01:14:16Z")
I wonder how long before this hits Threadspotting? ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/54 "2001-01-15T01:22:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brunetter \* > \*\*For the love of GOD (or at least for the love of us and our head-giving skills) CLEAN THAT THING! > > And no, wiping it with a damn cloth for 5 seconds is not cleaning it. That thing has been locked up all day in a very small, very damp closet. How do you think YOU would smell and taste after a day of that?? \*\* Amen, sister. Rose ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/55 "2001-01-15T01:40:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*I wonder how long before this hits Threadspotting? \*\* I’d say increase the amusing rants and decrease the winky flirty crap and this thread has a shot. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brunetter \* > **For the love of GOD … CLEAN THAT THING!** Heh… ditto for the dames. I once saw a woman stink several subway cars with her funk. That’s dangerous stuff. Remember, your thang is _internal_. Let it marinate too long and it smells like someone carpetbombed Fulton Fish Market with used sweatsocks. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/56 "2001-01-15T01:45:53Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Alphagene** _ > > Let it marinate too long and it smells like someone carpetbombed Fulton Fish Market with used sweatsocks. Suddenly I am reminded of that .wav file that’s been going around for so long, “Wash The Cootchie,” but I digress… I am also reminded of when I was rooming with a straight guy in an apartment in college and I came home one day while his girlfriend was there. I went into the bedroom and wondered why they’d been eating tuna sandwiches in the bedroom (me, being the naive little gay boy with no experience nor interest in women whatsoever). First they turned eight shades of red, and then, realizing I had no idea what they were embarassed about, laughed at me for days until someone explained it to me. Um… ew? And from a gay man’s POV, a _little_ musk isn’t bad, but washing is always a good idea. (Ladies - get your man to take a shower with you! Solves oodles of problems, especially if he likes to get rimmed, which every man loves, but some straight men won’t admit, damn those hang-ups!) And if you’re uncut? Head cheese is just plain wrong. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/57 "2001-01-15T02:08:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Let it marinate too long and it smells like someone carpetbombed Fulton Fish Market with used sweatsocks. I knew a girl who was so humid you could grow orchids in her drawers in January. (Ten SPOOFE points to whoever gets that reference!) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/58 "2001-01-15T02:24:23Z")
I used to like giving head. Actually, let’s put it this way: I really enjoy it _if I’m really horny_… a situation which hasn’t happened to me in years (due to my medication) ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/59 "2001-01-15T02:28:27Z")
_Archadia_ , but I cheated. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/60 "2001-01-15T02:31:45Z")
I really enjoy giving head, but I have GOT to agree on the washing thing. I can’t stand to have someone’s breath in my face for an extended period of time…so when there’s almost any musk I feel like I can’t breathe. Impending asphyxiation does not encourage a lustful mood. If everything’s clean, though…\<\\> Have to agree about women washing up, too. A friend of mine in high school **stank**. Found out a few years later that it was because she was afraid to touch herself (nope, she didn’t masturbate, either) and thus didn’t clean thoroughly. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ewwwwwww. I guess in a way, hygiene is a turn-on. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838.md?page=4)