# So I was sucking my husband's dick... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2001, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838 "2001-01-13T08:21:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mandelstam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Mandelstam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mandelstam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/61 "2001-01-15T05:44:17Z")
I don’t know **Sue D.** at all, so I can’t read anything into her OP based on prior knowledge. But, I confess, when I first read her OP a few days ago I felt badly for her. Let me be clear: I have no problems with head whatsoever. But, as I read Sue’s post I couldn’t help but feel that I’d be upset by some of the things she describes. Sue, my apologies if I’ve misinterpreted what was entirely a joke, but here are some thoughts I had. People get turned on by all sorts of things–including rude and semi-abusive behavior in the sack. I think it’s great to find out what turns on your partner; and, when I love a person, I have a pretty open mind about what I’m willing to do to provide that extra kick. That said, _after_ sex is over, I like to feel appreciated for the pleasure I have given. That’s not to say that I haven’t gotten any pleasure myself (b/c, as we all know, rocking someone’s world can be hugely gratifying). But inside and out of the bedroom, respect and appreciation for good service rendered is something I take to be crucial to a good relationship. In fact, the single exception to that would be during sex with a partner who (with my consent) was turned on by being a little rough or rude or whatever. But I would take that to be role-play and, as such, it would have to have clear boundaries that we agreed to. Anyway, I don’t want to drone on as I might be mistaken. But if I’m not, I’m just wondering, Sue, if you couldn’t talk to your husband, figure out what his motives are, and draw some boundaries between when it is and isn’t cool to turn on the old “Hey Duck Lips” charm. Aside to **Alphagene** : Please take notice. In my experience, not every man disdains the occasional tete-a-tete with Mr. Limpy Snozcumber ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/62 "2001-01-15T06:35:50Z")
I think you all may be a little confused. I LIKE giving my husband head! I really do. I’m even pretty damn good at it. The sadistic side of me loves knowing how to push all of his buttons and keep him on the brink of orgasm until I’M ready for him to get off. I have no problem swallowing. Mind you, it wouldn’t be something I’d eat for breakfast, but it’s not _bad_. I’d certainly rather swallow than have bloodshot eyes for the next two days. **BUT** when I’ve been sucking dick, licking balls and tugging on anal beads for nearly an hour after he’s had one too many martinis, I’m liable to get a little testy. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/63 "2001-01-15T06:39:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > Umm, while we are there- wanna play darts? 😃 Sure, but I warn you…I’m pretty good. At darts! It’s out of necessity, of course. Sometimes he has to go down on me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/64 "2001-01-15T06:47:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dewt \* > \*\*er… ducklips? Yes. It never fails…my lips always get swollen. Think it could be a cure for collagen injections? Let me tell you about the time I shot cum out my nose… It was early in our relationship, when I wasn’t too good at reading his body language. I happened to exhale at the exact moment he came, resulting in a runny nose of a totally different nature. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/65 "2001-01-15T07:28:33Z")
Sue, no way. No _WAY!_ BWAAAAAHAHAHA! Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/66 "2001-01-15T07:48:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dewt \* > **er… ducklips?** This thread has been confusing for me to read. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/67 "2001-01-15T08:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GolfWidow \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*_Looks at **Sue Duhnym’s** picture on the people pages_ > > > > _recalls that **GolfWidow** also says that she plays darts_ > > > > _decides that there’s more to this “darts” thing that meets the eye_\*\* > > You’re on to me now DRY. Think they’ll ever make this a new Olympic event? \*\* Make what a new Olympic Event? Darts or blowjobs? Interested in trying out? Maybe you’ll make a Wheaties box! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/68 "2001-01-15T09:24:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Archadia , but I cheated. Well, there’s not supposed to be an “H”, but that’s good enough. Congratulations, **samclem** , you’ve earned 10 SPOOFE points. Keep in mind… SPOOFE points are absolutely worthless. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/69 "2001-01-15T14:28:17Z")
Threads like this make me sad that Jack Dean Tyler was banned. Imagine what he could bring to this discussion. Insanity, for instance. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/70 "2001-01-15T15:11:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Don’t neglect the balls. Guys really like getting those boys taken care of, too. > > Get imaginative. Nibble on a man’s thighs before going down to get him excited. > > The area under a guy’s testicles is VERY sensitive, and some oral action applied there will make a guy happy. \*\* Unless he’s ticklish. That can be a bit of a mood killer…“Oooh, yes, yes…mmm, baby…[whole body jerks] BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!..[giggling]…Sorry, honey…[twitch]gigglegigglegiggle…” And all I can say is a freshly washed penis is tasty stuff. 🙂 I love the smell and taste fresh out of the shower… Hmm, where’s the fiancé? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/71 "2001-01-15T19:57:45Z")
I love giving head and am quite willing to swallow but my hubby always want to move one to other things before the act can come to fruition. I hate it when he says “So when am I going to come in your mouth again?” I reply “whenever you want to stop fucking me” Poor guy just can’t seen to make up his mind. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/72 "2001-01-15T21:32:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > [Make what a new Olympic Event? Darts or blowjobs? > > Interested in trying out? Maybe you’ll make a Wheaties box! 😛 \*\* Darts as an Olympic event (with a twist)! Instead of getting a medal, you get a blow job by one of the lovely judges. Imagine getting the Gold for a hat trick? If you only got a Silver, the judge wouldn’t swallow. If you won a Bronze, the judge would get you half way there and turn you over to the ladies on the German swim team. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/73 "2001-01-15T22:01:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GolfWidow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > [Make what a new Olympic Event? Darts or blowjobs? > > > > Interested in trying out? Maybe you’ll make a Wheaties box! 😛 \*\* > > Darts as an Olympic event (with a twist)! Instead of getting a medal, you get a blow job by one of the lovely judges. > > Imagine getting the Gold for a hat trick? > > If you only got a Silver, the judge wouldn’t swallow. > > If you won a Bronze, the judge would get you half way there and turn you over to the ladies on the German swim team. > > \*\* Damn…makes the courtesy “7” from the Japanese judge even important… ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/74 "2001-01-15T22:52:24Z")
But it still needs to be cleaned first. You wouldn’t like to eat your meal off a dirty plate now wouldja? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/75 "2001-01-16T01:48:47Z")
Damn, **GolfWidow** , I’m _so_ glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read your post! Needless to say, I wouldn’t have had the _opportunity_ to swallow. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/76 "2001-01-16T02:23:20Z")
1. Don’t ask “Is it in yet?” 2. Don’t look at your watch. 3. Don’t ask for the TV remote until we’re done. 4. Fingernails on the back are sexy. Ripping the Latissimus Dorsi muscles off my spinal column with your claws isn’t (or maybe the cat was in bed with us, I don’t remember.) 5. Nibble the nipple, don’t bite it off. 6. No yawning. 7. I’m very happy when you’re really enjoying it, but don’t buck me off onto the floor. 8. Keep the rythmn synchronized. Otherwise it might come out and and I could jam it against the mattress. 9. Don’t answer the phone. 10. Once in a while let me have the “Mandingo Warrior” feeling of pounding away like a jackhammer. I don’t really care if your head is smacking into the wall at these times. Go with it. 11. Don’t laugh if it falls out. 12. By all means wrap your legs. Just don’t wrap them around the kidneys and squeeze. 13. Don’t ask me if my swollen testicle is feeling better in the middle of things. 14. I believe you when you tell me that you read in Cosmo that lightly touching my anus during sex is a big turn-on for guys. This does not mean jam your thumb up my ass without warning. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/77 "2001-01-16T02:40:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*I miss giving head to some extent. I guess this is why I actually did consider giving my friend’s ex head at one point in time. Hmmmm, I might be able to do this soon considering all the social things I’ve set myself up for next month. \*\* You mean, like our SoFla Dopefest on Saturday? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/78 "2001-01-16T03:01:27Z")
Oh my…I’m dying here…Scylla… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/79 "2001-01-16T04:37:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*I miss giving head to some extent. I guess this is why I actually did consider giving my friend’s ex head at one point in time. Hmmmm, I might be able to do this soon considering all the social things I’ve set myself up for next month. \*\* > > You mean, like our SoFla Dopefest on Saturday? 🙂 \*\* NO, like picking up guys at Renfest. Breasts do have an advantage sometimes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838/80 "2001-01-16T13:51:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Let me tell you about the time I shot cum out my nose… I think I just got religion. Either that or I’m in love… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-i-was-sucking-my-husbands-dick/49838.md?page=5)