Yep. OK, there are ghosts, but what the fuck do you mean when you say “ghosts”?
Like, for instance, Santa Claus is real. Turns out the real Santa Claus was a Bishop in the city of Myra in the ancient Roman Empire. He was once rumored to have given a gift of gold to some people.
So, now that we know Santa Claus is real, it turns out that he’s just some old dead guy who lived a long time ago. All the other stuff that we thought would happen when we learned Santa Claus is real–like, you know, flying reindeer, a factory at the North Pole, presents to good little boys and girls–that stuff isn’t real. That’s just legend. So, if ghosts are real, are they still interesting, or is it just something stupid like finding out Saint Nicholas was a real person back in ancient Rome?