You haven’t been stuck someplace, have you?
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
You’re not the only one who was “away” for 2 years.
So…you been “regular”, lately?
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Well, now that you mention it, I did just now finish that stack of Encylopedia Britannicas by the toilet.
It’s funny, I read that thread and thought to myself - she decides to stay in the bathroom right around the time I quit posting at the Dope. Is this one of those “a butterfly flaps its wings and a hurricane forms on the other side of the world” sort of things?
“A doper gives up posting in Oregon, and a crazy lady in Wichita begins squatting on the crapper for two years.”
[QUOTE=Crown Prince of Irony]
By the powers vested in me, as Crown Prince of Irony, I grant you the title of Lord Whoosh, Archduke of Obvious, He Whose Cat’s Breath Smelleth Like Cat Food. 
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Trollhaugen, Your Lord Wooshness, let me congratulate you on your new title. Especally by getting away with the use of “TROLL” in your username. THAT, I think, is most excellent! 
Oh, and welcome back whatsyourname. Can I have a title too? Maybe, Sir Jake of Brake? Huh? Huh? Pretty please?
::Backs away from C.P. Irony, gesturing and bowing::
[QUOTE=Jake]
Trollhaugen, Your Lord Wooshness, let me congratulate you on your new title. Especally by getting away with the use of “TROLL” in your username. THAT, I think, is most excellent!
Oh, and welcome back whatsyourname. Can I have a title too? Maybe, Sir Jake of Brake? Huh? Huh? Pretty please?
::Backs away from C.P. Irony, gesturing and bowing::
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Hey, I’m not a SDMB Peerage vending machine.
This quibble notwithstanding, I shall dub you Sir Jake, Earl of Smithers, Duke of Grovel-on-the-beggingshire, He Who doth Not Realizeth That Crown Prince is an Entirely Self-Bestowedeth title, but by Whose Request Still Giveth said Crown Prince an Entirely Undeserved and Hollow Sense of Satisfaction. . . er, eth.
That’ll be $20, or some Bazooka Joe wrappers. You know, whatever you happen to have on you.