You haven’t been stuck someplace, have you?
Well, now that you mention it, I did just now finish that stack of Encylopedia Britannicas by the toilet.
It’s funny, I read that thread and thought to myself - she decides to stay in the bathroom right around the time I quit posting at the Dope. Is this one of those “a butterfly flaps its wings and a hurricane forms on the other side of the world” sort of things?
“A doper gives up posting in Oregon, and a crazy lady in Wichita begins squatting on the crapper for two years.”
Trollhaugen, Your Lord Wooshness, let me congratulate you on your new title. Especally by getting away with the use of “TROLL” in your username. THAT, I think, is most excellent! 
Oh, and welcome back whatsyourname. Can I have a title too? Maybe, Sir Jake of Brake? Huh? Huh? Pretty please?
::Backs away from C.P. Irony, gesturing and bowing::
Hey, I’m not a SDMB Peerage vending machine.
This quibble notwithstanding, I shall dub you Sir Jake, Earl of Smithers, Duke of Grovel-on-the-beggingshire, He Who doth Not Realizeth That Crown Prince is an Entirely Self-Bestowedeth title, but by Whose Request Still Giveth said Crown Prince an Entirely Undeserved and Hollow Sense of Satisfaction. . . er, eth.
That’ll be $20, or some Bazooka Joe wrappers. You know, whatever you happen to have on you.