OH!, thanks for explaining the joke. I had thought you meant belt buckle for some reason, and although my mind had gone to oral sex, I felt like I still wasn’t getting it.
Still, even after almost a day, I feel like an ass for having brought it up in the first place. :smack:
This is how I always heard the joke.
Q: Why do cowboys have their name on their belts?
A: So when they pull their heads out of their asses, they know who they are.
Thank you, thank you very much…I’ll be here all week…Tip your waitress and try the veal
Rodeos are grotesque abuses of animals regardless of the sexual orientation of the abusers.
Sounds fun! Superman, I loan you, in spirit, my HUGE cowboy belt buckle. 
So, I’m back from my first gay rodeo!
I had a lot of fun. The weather was a bit uncooperative - although it didn’t rain on Saturday, the show grounds were muddy, which put a cramp on some of the events. (And not too many guys sporing the pantsless-chaps look.) On the other hand, it made the goat-dressing race seem funnier as some of the contestants ended up thrashing around in the mud. I particularly loved seeing the horses, which made me think of horseback riding I did as a kid. The weather greatly improved on Sunday, but it being Mother’s Day, it was a smaller crowd. It was also ‘family day’, so there were a lot of kids present (which I could have lived w/o.)
But as Licentious Ectomorph, the real attraction was the dances and getting to meet hundreds of cowboys. Watching some of the guys wiggle their asses during the line-dances was worth the price of admission. That said, the dances were a bit top-heavy on the line dances for my taste. I prefer two-stepping, which you do with partners (and makes for a convenient excuse to get to flirt with hot guys). Still I had a lot of fun.
I took pictures. I’ll try to post them sometime soon.
At the gay rodeo, I assume there’s a *lot * of fighting over who gets this particular job?!
Ehhh… Not really. Unless you like getting stepped on and slammed against a fence by cows.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Preferred watching the parking lot.