# So I'm hammered... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804 "2006-03-10T07:44:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/1 "2006-03-10T07:44:45Z")
I haven’t been drunk and happy in a long time…so I figured I’d let you all enjoy. I turn halfway to 70 on Sunday!!! Wooohooo. Who figured I’d make it this long? (ha, sober enough to correct that to a question mark!!! Boooya biatches!). Anyhow, I ran my trivia league tonight, people were pretty happy, people bought me a bunch of Guinness and Tullamore Dew. Good friends, good booze, good games of darts…shit, it doesn’t get much better than this. Well, yeah it does, [Pandora.com](http://Pandora.com) just served me up some Dylan…a little Simple Twist of Fate. Even fits!!! I got along famously with my ex-ex-GF. She’s not a bitch…just a simple twist of fate! Goddamn!@!!! Cecil rules! You folks on the Dope rule! Especially you Thurs poker game whoremongers!!! Just hoping to share a bit of my rare exuberant mood with you all! As long as I stay out of the Pit, the Dope is wonderful for me. Kick Ass Mofos! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/2 "2006-03-10T08:03:50Z")
How about them Steelers? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/3 "2006-03-10T08:09:06Z")
:::waves Terrible Towel:::: yessir, **Mad Hermit**!!! Muchos Gracias!!! Somewhat surprisingly, that’s the exact response I was looking for. However, everything else, including go to bed you drunk would be appreciated. Happy Impending Birthday would be cool too. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/4 "2006-03-10T08:11:37Z")
It’s almost your birthday? Have a happy one if it is. Mine was Tuesday. I got my present a month early this year. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/5 "2006-03-10T08:16:03Z")
**Mad Hermit** happy B-Day you March B-Day bastard. Yup, mine’s on the twelfth. If I recall right you’re in Indiana, PA. What’s news in the woods? 🙂 What did you get good for your early Birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/6 "2006-03-10T08:18:52Z")
I don’t know ye, but I wish your trivia-running, SDgeekin’ @ss a happy birthday all the same. Remember, halfway to seventy isn’t even legal on the freeway. ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/7 "2006-03-10T08:25:05Z")
thank you kind sir or madam as the case may be!!! 🙂 **Tortuga** , you’re a good Doper, as well as a spot in the Carribbean! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/8 "2006-03-10T14:46:19Z")
Congratulations! My own birthday is next monday, my aunt on tuesday. Does halfway to seventy mean 35? I know it sounds like a dumb question but I have relatives who count decades and a grandma who’s 8. 8 to 100, that is. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/9 "2006-03-10T18:10:13Z")
While you’re in a good mood/hungover – can I have Munich, please? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-im-hammered/347804/10 "2006-03-10T18:30:18Z")
Happy Birthday, **CapnPitt** , but a big no-no on posting whilst drunk. 'Tis closed.