So, this soap, does it contain the leftovers from the local lyposuction clinic? Do you have a small army of skinheads working in your basement to produce it and the nytroglycerine that you make on the side? Do you ever find yourself saying things like “you are not a beautiful flower, you are not your khakis …” and stuff like that? Do you find yourself wondering if you’ve visited cities all over the country? Have you ever blown up your own apartment?
(ok, ok, so I’m in a Hollywood cultural references mood this afternoon…)