It’s not Ed Zotti; it’s another guy by the same name.
Jill, have you had your reflexes tested lately? :eek:
She’ll get back to you in March.
However, maybe she’s just been on the ISS or in Antarctica. Perhaps she’s near a singularity where time has slowed down for her, while speeding up for us. Maybe Cecil Zotti has had her locked up in a pit in his house for revealing his true identity (no swearing in there, though). The possibilities are endless.
If they are really the same person, shouldn’t both accounts be banned as socks?
And Jon Stewart is itself a stage name.
This has been asked a few times. The answer always comes back that Ed is the boss and can break the rules if he wants.
I’ve always believed that Cecil Adams is really Edward de Vere. He wrote all the columns before his death in 1604 and Ed Zotti has just been publishing them as he slowly edits them.
My proof? Look how long it’s taking to release the next Straight Dope book.