# So, Is Stormy Daniels A \*Good\* Porn Actress? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 28, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938 "2018-05-28T01:32:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/41 "2018-06-03T23:28:04Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > … a … a … the … I only opened this thread for the articles. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2018, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/42 "2018-06-05T07:06:14Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I only opened this thread for the articles. If you’re into that sort of thing, you might like [this](http://dcc.dickinson.edu/grammar/latin/cum-clauses). ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/43 "2018-06-07T00:14:53Z")
I’m shocked that everyone missed her biggest role. She played the star of the porno that Steve Carrel attempted to masturbate to in _The 40 Year Old Virgin_. He wasn’t able to because he couldn’t imagine any dirty talk, and she wound up lip-syncing his voice. It was actually a decent acting role. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/44 "2018-06-07T01:02:47Z")
I’ll be honest, she isn’t attractive. Her face is weirdly shaped and masculine, and her boobs are unrealistically large. She was never my type. I don’t see the appeal. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/45 "2018-06-07T01:52:03Z")
Took one for the team and watched a couple of minutes of a couple of clips, pretty boring to me. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/46 "2018-06-07T04:21:59Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > I’ll be honest, she isn’t attractive. Her face is weirdly shaped and masculine, and her boobs are unrealistically large. She was never my type. I don’t see the appeal. Yeah you are definitely right in this assertion. She is one of those people if you just glanced at her on the street for a second you’d think she was stunning, but the longer and closer I look at her face the uglier it gets, I thought she looked like a Jack-o’-lantern at first but now I realize she looks like the fucking crypt keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/47 "2018-06-07T05:14:01Z")
> [@pool](#): > > Yeah you are definitely right in this assertion. She is one of those people if you just glanced at her on the street for a second you’d think she was stunning, but the longer and closer I look at her face the uglier it gets, I thought she looked like a Jack-o’-lantern at first but now I realize she looks like the fucking crypt keeper. She _is_ getting close to middle age now. I did think she looked better 10 or 15 years ago, but still not really my type. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/48 "2018-06-07T23:14:58Z")
> [@pool](#): > > Yeah you are definitely right in this assertion. She is one of those people if you just glanced at her on the street for a second you’d think she was stunning, but the longer and closer I look at her face the uglier it gets, I thought she looked like a Jack-o’-lantern at first but now I realize she looks like the fucking crypt keeper. Many of the “contract girls” of the 90s were average looking women made up to look “glamorous”. The years after 2000 (18 years on and we still don’t have a generally agreed upon term for that decade?) were a bunch of young women mostly looking to make money as feature dancers in clubs, using porn fame as a marketing angle - which led to boring, sexually lifeless performances. Nowdays, there seemingly is an endless number of genuinely beautiful young women doing porn who seem to have no issue with societal opprobrium. Sadly, the men all seem to be violent misogynists (and the tattoos covering all that lovely flesh are a boner-killer for me.) ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/49 "2018-06-07T23:53:51Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Missed the edit window. Google was not able to provide specifics about any such putative appearance, so perhaps I misread the billboard. > > And while, say, the Kenny Loggins official website may have information about where he’ll be appearing in the coming months, the same cannot be said for the official Stormy Daniels website. Attempting to help out the researchers here, it appears that Ms. Daniels will be at The Library this September. NSFW Lingerie shot on a strip club website at the link below: [http://thelibrarygc.com/event/stormy-daniels-celebrity-guest-appearance/](http://thelibrarygc.com/event/stormy-daniels-celebrity-guest-appearance/) ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/50 "2018-06-08T00:26:43Z")
…she will also be at Chicago’s Admiral Theater for three days, June 14, 15 and 16 (Hey, just in time for Pride!) Tickets are $35 to $50 each, although the cheap seats, as well as the “Runway” and “Front Row” seats appear to have sold out as well. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/51 "2018-06-08T12:45:34Z")
[Moderating] A reminder: NSFW links must follow the two-click rule. The easiest way to comply with this is to put the link inside a spoiler box, which I have done. ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/52 "2018-06-08T17:32:52Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > [Moderating] > A reminder: NSFW links must follow the two-click rule. The easiest way to comply with this is to put the link inside a spoiler box, which I have done. Thanks -sorry. I forgot about the Spoiler tag. Mea Culpa. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938/53 "2018-06-08T19:01:39Z")
\*\*So, Is Stormy Daniels A _Good_ Porn Actress? \*\* Glinda: Are you a “Good” Porn Actress, or a “Bad” porn actress? The Munchkins want to know. Dorothy: I’m not a Porn Actress of any kind. Porn actresses are Ugly! (Laughter from behind the bushes) Glinda: That was the Munchkins. They laugh because **I** am a Porn actress. Only “Bad” Porn Actresses are Ugly. … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-is-stormy-daniels-a-good-porn-actress/814938.md?page=2)