# So, it seems like Orly Taitz' 15 mins are up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139 "2009-12-22T01:16:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BKReporter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@BKReporter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BKReporter)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/21 "2009-12-22T20:03:17Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > I’m trying to think of how she could actually become a more evil combination… > > …add in bank mortgage officer? > > -Joe Health insurance exec? ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/22 "2009-12-23T06:18:54Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > I’m guessing it’s far too late to get a refund? > > Even on a purchase that’s so obviously defective? [At least one of her beaus isn’t happy.](http://www.scribd.com/doc/24377512/C...mber-9-11-2009) ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/23 "2009-12-23T07:08:45Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > I’m trying to think of how she could actually become a more evil combination…? > > -Joe Used Car salesman? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/24 "2009-12-23T07:17:36Z")
But no one has asked the crucial question: Does she make mounds & mounds of delicious cole slaw? ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/25 "2009-12-23T12:15:14Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > I’m trying to think of how she could actually become a more evil combination… > > …add in bank mortgage officer? > > -Joe Telemarketer ? ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/26 "2009-12-23T13:41:21Z")
> [@Patch](#): > > [At least one of her beaus isn’t happy.](http://www.scribd.com/doc/24377512/C...mber-9-11-2009) Wow, looks like the manure has hit the air-conditioning device! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/27 "2009-12-23T13:50:57Z")
never mind ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/28 "2009-12-23T14:39:53Z")
> [@Patch](#): > > [At least one of her beaus isn’t happy.](http://www.scribd.com/doc/24377512/C...mber-9-11-2009) > [@](#): > > As I told you a thousand times if I told you once: you had re-awakened in my heart, body, and soul a hunger that I had allowed to die, a hunger for life and love and a woman’s companionship and touch. Without your voice, without your touch, without the feel of your beautiful smooth pale “blue blooded” skin and the brightness of your eyes like bright flickering candles, ORLY, my life has gone dark indeed–very dark. I sit alone in the dark at night and miss you. I wake up in the mornings and wish you were coming through the door again as you did so many amazing mornings here. I want to hear you say you love me again, even if you say it in the softest whisper like you used to. > […] > I’ll bet you didn’t tell [your husband] what we did on your dentists’ chairs on Tuesday November 3, of [sic] if you did, I’ll bet you didn’t describe it in much detail … **EWWWWWW!!!** Where’s that mind bleach? There’s a mental picture I didn’t need … ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/29 "2009-12-23T14:51:05Z")
> [@Patch](#): > > [At least one of her beaus isn’t happy.](http://www.scribd.com/doc/24377512/C...mber-9-11-2009) Someone reassure me that letter is a joke. (Orly Taitz and friends need a corollary to Poe’s Law. It’s impossible to write a letter so nutty it doesn’t look like one of them could have written it.) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/30 "2009-12-23T15:09:01Z")
> [@Patch](#): > > [At least one of her beaus isn’t happy.](http://www.scribd.com/doc/24377512/C...mber-9-11-2009) Crazy is as crazy does. I now have the horrifying mental image of Oily Taint having sex in a dentist’s chair. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/31 "2009-12-23T15:16:53Z")
I cannot tell you how happy I am that I had to Google here to know what the hell you guys were talking about. a) It means I’ve completely disconnected from pop-culture, b) I learned what a birther was, and 3) I’m glad her star is falling as a result. I can only hope she hasn’t done irreparable harm to the profession of dentistry. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/32 "2009-12-23T15:41:49Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > I cannot tell you how happy I am that I had to Google here to know what the hell you guys were talking about. a) It means I’ve completely disconnected from pop-culture, b) I learned what a birther was, and 3) I’m glad her star is falling as a result. Well, I wouldn’t call her “pop culture”, if I had to pigeon-hole their whole lunatic fringe into some category, it’d probably fall under “politics” - “pop culture” is more like Britney Spears, Madonna, and Harry Potter. (I know, I’m old and probably am way out of date as to what “pop culture” is, but you get the point. “Entertainment news” in other words.) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/33 "2009-12-23T15:53:02Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Crazy is as crazy does. I now have the horrifying mental image of Oily Taint having sex in a dentist’s chair. Is it safe-sex? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/34 "2009-12-23T16:07:59Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > Well, I wouldn’t call her “pop culture”, if I had to pigeon-hole their whole lunatic fringe into some category, it’d probably fall under “politics” - “pop culture” is more like Britney Spears, Madonna, and Harry Potter. (I know, I’m old and probably am way out of date as to what “pop culture” is, but you get the point. “Entertainment news” in other words.) That tells me the pantheon-of-that-which-I-am-unaware is growing. This makes me happy. Ignorance is bliss. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/35 "2009-12-23T17:29:33Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > I can only hope she hasn’t done irreparable harm to the profession of dentistry. The profession should be fine, but if that letter was true then the chairs are a lost cause. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/36 "2009-12-23T17:34:42Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Is it safe-sex? Only if they both wear those mouth dams. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/37 "2009-12-23T21:46:48Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Crazy is as crazy does. I now have the horrifying mental image of Oily Taint having sex in a dentist’s chair. Rubbing her oily, oily taint against her dental-malpractice chair… Oh crap. I’ve already [thrown up](http://www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post598639) once today. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139/38 "2009-12-26T16:15:25Z")
Careful, I hear she’s also a kung-fu master [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-seems-like-orly-taitz-15-mins-are-up/522139.md?page=1)