# So it turns out I'm a culinary badass.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-turns-out-im-a-culinary-badass/427101>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 19, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-turns-out-im-a-culinary-badass/427101 "2007-11-19T23:08:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-turns-out-im-a-culinary-badass/427101/1 "2007-11-19T23:08:56Z")

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I was sitting around, trying to ward off the dizzy spells that struck with a menace in English class this morning and have been coming and going since, when I had the bright idea to toast some banana bread and then spread cream cheese on it.

Then it occurred to me: people eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches on bread all the time, right? Well, what if I just spread peanut butter on banana bread? That would be the same thing, only three times as awesome!

And it turns out that, yes, it _is_ awesome.

I know what you’re thinking at this point: “But **fetus** , if you keep coming up with these culinary wonders, won’t we all look like idiots by comparison?”

Don’t you worry! I’ve come up with a solution to that: you can tell your coworkers these ideas and take credit for them yourselves! I know, I’m a hero.

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-turns-out-im-a-culinary-badass/427101/2 "2007-11-19T23:13:02Z")

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If you think that is badass, try Nutella on banana bread. Yummmmmmmmmmmmm

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-it-turns-out-im-a-culinary-badass/427101/3 "2007-11-19T23:18:10Z")

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I haven’t had banana bread in a long time, and never with peanut butter.

Wifey won’t be home until late tonight, so I’m on my own for dinner.

Hmm…