# So its all true...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-its-all-true/19545>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-its-all-true/19545 "2000-05-15T04:30:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-its-all-true/19545/1 "2000-05-15T04:30:31Z")

</div>

The Hags of the Straight Dope are plotting to take over this board…where does that leave us red-blooded chauvinistic pigs?

Can we have a Bastards of the Straight Dope orginization?

wonder if we’ll have to get permission from the SDH’s…they are growing in numbers at an astronomical rate…I am very afraid.

_Runs away from MPSIMS before I get bitch-slapped or tit-slapped_…don’t mind the tit-slapping so much

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-its-all-true/19545/2 "2000-05-15T04:44:20Z")

</div>

So,… that thread the other day… you were actually recruiting, I suppose?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-its-all-true/19545/3 "2000-05-15T04:50:02Z")

</div>

yeppers, I knew this day was coming…its good to plan for these emergencies…

gotta go, I hear them coming.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-its-all-true/19545/4 "2000-05-15T05:17:42Z")

</div>

I knew checking in at this late hour would pay off.

Dibs on being Bastard #1!

Okay, concrete, I realize that it’s your idea, but by programmer/binary tradition, you should be Bastard #0. That way you can have root privileges and such.

I told you I was a bastard.

* * *

Watch this space for an exciting addition to my sig.