# So I've found the most addicting game that exists on the internet. No, seriously

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 21, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356 "2013-09-21T00:39:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/281 "2013-10-01T21:00:43Z")

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Wow I dunked the cookie which gave me 320% rasberry milk. Which now gives me 80 out of 88 achievments.

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**Author:** ![dzeiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@dzeiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzeiger)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/282 "2013-10-01T21:01:29Z")

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> [@TimeWinder](#):
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> In fairness, that’s games in general, no?

In a generalized sense, sure.

Heck, just about everything in life can be simplified down to a Skinner box. And there’s nothing wrong with that, particularly if you happen to like the taste of the pellets.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/283 "2013-10-01T21:19:02Z")

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Well, the game was just updated with a few more things, **including some new upgrades**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/284 "2013-10-01T21:20:34Z")

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Looks like about 7-8 new upgrades…pretty cool.

ETA: A few more achievements too. Maybe other things.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/285 "2013-10-01T21:35:18Z")

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I have one achievement missing after refreshing. Wonder what it is?

Oh, and look. Orange juice now

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/286 "2013-10-01T21:38:00Z")

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Up to 324 Rasberry milk after getting the uncanny clicker achievment. Still with no resets and I have 81 out of 88 achievments.

Does anyone know how I can refresh for the updates? I’m afraid I will erase everything if I do it wrong.

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/287 "2013-10-01T21:42:50Z")

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Wow , I just refreshed and I can finally make my farms, factories etc more efficient. This is a horrible horrible game.

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/288 "2013-10-01T21:55:01Z")

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> [@Folly](#):
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> I have one achievement missing after refreshing. Wonder what it is?
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> Oh, and look. Orange juice now

I don’t see any orange juice yet. Is orange juice an upgrade?

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/289 "2013-10-01T22:00:47Z")

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I automatically got some achievements and it changed my raspberry milk to orange juice.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/290 "2013-10-01T22:03:12Z")

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Mine still says raspberry milk but the color changed to Tequila Sunrise.

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/291 "2013-10-01T22:56:37Z")

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Is it better to sell off all your buildings before I reset so I have more cookies stored alltime?

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/292 "2013-10-01T23:41:25Z")

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I haven’t reset or refreshed yet. I also haven’t bought the One Mind upgrade, so I haven’t gone through the Grandmapocalypse or unlocked its achievements/upgrades. That said:

> [@](#):
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> Cookies in bank: 728+ Trillion  
> Cookies baked: 36,068 Quadrillion  
> Buildings owned: 1, 129  
> Cookies per second: 151.504B (multiplier 15,145%)  
> Cookies per click: 6.060B  
> Golden Cookies Clicked: 2,095
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> Upgrades unlocked: 97/103  
> Achievements unlocked: 77/88
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> Cursor: 200  
> Grandma: 123  
> Farm: 106  
> Factory: 100  
> Mine: 100  
> Shipment: 100  
> Alchemy lab: 100  
> Portal: 100  
> Time Machine: 100  
> Antimatter Condesner: 100
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> Raspberry Milk: 308%
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> Unknown if cookie dunked

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/293 "2013-10-01T23:51:39Z")

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> [@chicagowhitesox1173](#):
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> Is it better to sell off all your buildings before I reset so I have more cookies stored alltime?

I don’t think it matters because it goes by cookies baked, not current amount of cookies.

I never sold off anything though (except for one grandma), so you might want to wait for confirmation.

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/294 "2013-10-02T00:26:22Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> I haven’t reset or refreshed yet. I also haven’t bought the One Mind upgrade, so I haven’t gone through the Grandmapocalypse or unlocked its achievements/upgrades. That said:

To dunk the cookie, you just need to minimize your screen. Also you can get another achievment when you get the uncanny clicker. You will need to click on your laptop browser and mouse at the same time. Least thats how I got it. I also read that you need 7,777 golden cookies for some type of hidden achievment.

I typed in cookie clicker upgrades and theres a site that tells you alot of useful information.

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/295 "2013-10-02T00:28:17Z")

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> [@Folly](#):
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> I don’t think it matters because it goes by cookies baked, not current amount of cookies.
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> I never sold off anything though (except for one grandma), so you might want to wait for confirmation.

Yeah I looked it up and it said around 20 days ago it was worth selling your buildings but now it’s cookies baked alltime under the new format.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/296 "2013-10-02T04:17:32Z")

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Computer crash. All cookies lost. No crumbs survived.

Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/297 "2013-10-02T14:40:10Z")

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I picked up three shadow achievements on the new upgrade:

Speed baking I, II, and III. They’re getting to one million cookies in the first 25, 20, and 15 minutes respectively. It actually only took me 8.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/298 "2013-10-02T14:49:22Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> I picked up three shadow achievements on the new upgrade:
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> Speed baking I, II, and III. They’re getting to one million cookies in the first 25, 20, and 15 minutes respectively. It actually only took me 8.

Oh wait. 35, 25, 15. I guess there might also be a 5 minute one. Don’t know. I’ll try that on my next reset.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/299 "2013-10-02T14:54:00Z")

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Between this and Progress Quest, I’ve never had so much fun running games in the background all day!

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/300 "2013-10-02T22:06:32Z")

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97 Antimatter Condensers, 88/92 achievs. Not long now, then I’ll have to reset and cheat my way through the mystery achievs.

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