# So I've found the most addicting game that exists on the internet. No, seriously

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 21, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356 "2013-09-21T00:39:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/501 "2013-12-21T17:41:36Z")

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So… is that why I’m not getting the Halloween cookies anymore? I’m stuck at 2 this go around. If I but restart, I’ll suddenly be awash with Christmas cookies and wrinkling reindeer?

None of this is meant to imply that Cookie Clicker has been running in the background this whole time. I’m not like that.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/502 "2013-12-21T21:28:57Z")

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The Halloween cookies are still there for the taking, should you not have already gotten them.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/503 "2013-12-21T21:41:52Z")

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With 94 quintillion cookies the game is my oyster. Sure enough, it took me exactly 90 seconds to get everything fully upgraded.

Then I saw Prancer going across the screen. No, I need to go now before this thing sucks me back in.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/504 "2013-12-21T23:03:09Z")

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> [@Moe](#):
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> ::sigh:: why am I still playing this thing?

Well, it IS “the most addicting game that exists on the internet. No, seriously.” 😉

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/505 "2013-12-21T23:12:05Z")

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Why did I read this thread? ::sigh::

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/506 "2013-12-21T23:28:42Z")

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You know, I can’t really tell, because my cookie production is in scientific notation at this point, but it seems to me that the upgrades are not increasing the numbers. I mean, there were several 15% to 20% upgrades there, but I’m still at 3.xxxxxxxxx +44. Surely we should have added a zero at this point?

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/507 "2013-12-22T00:35:54Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> The Halloween cookies are still there for the taking, should you not have already gotten them.

You’re right, I just got my 3rd spooky cookie… after popping 209 wrinklers. It does seem quite statistically unlikely. Never have so many been popped for so few…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/508 "2013-12-22T05:41:35Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> You’re right, I just got my 3rd spooky cookie… after popping 209 wrinklers. It does seem quite statistically unlikely. Never have so many been popped for so few…

I think the odds for getting Halloween cookies has dramatically increased with this new update. With my latest reset, I got them all ridiculously fast.

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**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/509 "2013-12-22T10:34:26Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> You know, I can’t really tell, because my cookie production is in scientific notation at this point, but it seems to me that the upgrades are not increasing the numbers. I mean, there were several 15% to 20% upgrades there, but I’m still at 3.xxxxxxxxx +44. Surely we should have added a zero at this point?

They are additive, not compounded. So at the higher end with all the milk and prestige bonuses you’ll go from 10,000% or something to 10,020%.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/510 "2013-12-22T10:57:02Z")

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Just discovered if you pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy it apparently stacks because I just got about 246 Qa for it.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/511 "2013-12-23T05:33:36Z")

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Yeah, I just discovered the reindeer-elder frenzy combo, too.

And the base chance for the Halloween cookies hasn’t changed, but they become a lot more likely (10 times?) if you already have the achievement for getting all of them. Same with the Christmas cookies.

What’s next, Valentine’s?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/512 "2013-12-24T04:02:17Z")

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Stacking a production frenzy and click frenzy (with autoclick running) is really sweet too.

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/513 "2013-12-27T05:09:19Z")

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does anyone have speed baking 3? I got 1 and 2 but it seems like getting 3 is entirely dependent on you having a frenzy golden for your first golden cookie. That and clicking like crazy.

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**Author:** ![chicagowhitesox1173](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@chicagowhitesox1173](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicagowhitesox1173)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/514 "2013-12-27T08:22:16Z")

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I’m currently at 22,823,664,650,004,734,777 alltime cookies.  
6389 heavenly cookies  
11,000 golden cookie clicks  
2,262,756,258,973.1 cookies per second.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/515 "2013-12-27T09:39:15Z")

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> [@pancakes3](#):
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> does anyone have speed baking 3? I got 1 and 2 but it seems like getting 3 is entirely dependent on you having a frenzy golden for your first golden cookie. That and clicking like crazy.

With the Christmas upgrades, including Reindeer, I was finally able to get it.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/516 "2014-01-07T23:50:40Z")

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New Year’s Brag:

Just hit 4 trillion CpS, and 60 quadrillion baked all-time. Over 10,100 HCs.

Naturally, I can stop _aaaaaanytime_ I want.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/517 "2014-01-08T04:27:49Z")

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I am up to 1000 AMCs. It averages 3-4 days before I can afford to buy another one. It’s time to pull the plug, it really is. . .

Leaves it running and goes to bed.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/518 "2014-01-08T04:37:24Z")

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Did someone mention Christmas stuff? Dang, I’ll have to fire it up again.

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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/519 "2014-01-09T00:24:04Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> I am up to 1000 AMCs. It averages 3-4 days before I can afford to buy another one. It’s time to pull the plug, it really is. . .
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> Leaves it running and goes to bed.

1000 amc’s… really?

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-ive-found-the-most-addicting-game-that-exists-on-the-internet-no-seriously/669356/520 "2014-01-09T16:33:07Z")

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> [@K364](#):
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> 1000 amc’s… really?

Not on at the moment so cna’t give a number, but my heavenly chips are in scientific notation.

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